lets talk, show off bastard...like, really

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oneshot86

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#1
ok, in my barbaric way i am going to describe what happened...
yesterday evening, my posse is chillin at our produce market and getting froggy. 3 boys, young. gotta keep the terds out of trouble, so i have this forever physical fitness gig going with them...
the gents get cray cray, i get richard simmons...

so to get to my point
i also do snapchat, its fun, what a great way to communicate with video...
so, i have the youngest at 7 trying to do pull ups in the rafters at my store, so, naturally i am snappin it and sending it to A1J, or larry washington as i have him in my phone...
everything was good, sending vids of my little studs and low and behold...
larry finds this hercules fella and gets him to do pull ups on his rafters to show me and the boys up, can you believe it? he has to find some ripped up stud and pose him off as his son,
and not just that either, little herc takes his shirt off and cranks they out...
totally blows my stud out of the water.
you fucking basterd...
LOL...
 
#2
Well unless the pics I have seen are photoshoped his sons are built like Sherman tanks.

Are you the one who got him into snapchat? Or otherway around. Nothing in my life is worth video (at least to me).

Good for you and your son. Everyone once in awhile i sit down with my daughter and talk about life. Money, career etc... Trying to get her to not follow fully in my foot steps. A couple of years ago it was a talk about health and if i had one life regret it was my lack of focus on health/fitness.

I am trying but tough to break 40 years of bad habits.
 
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My face hurts from busting up right now. Had a little court deal to take care of and come back to the smells n sounds of incarceration to find this little gem. To Damn Funny.

So ya, my boys and I are out on the covered porch in the cold having a couple barley pops and BBQing TriTIp on the Traeger. Then bam. Snapchat from my buddy in Florida, or as I have him in my phone Mike OneShot. ;) I click the vid and there's Mike giving the boys hell as he always does, he's a damn slave driver and I like it, anyhow, here's this one fine young man hanging from the rafters busting some moves. He's using the counter to reach up and get his work done. It's like a giant jungle gym over there. When aren't they doing something, that's what I'd like to know.

So we're laughing our asses off watching this and listening to Mike, who's hilarious but no doubt serious as well, and I'm thinking back to when my kids when they lived at home would use the porch rafters as a chin up bar. So I ask my youngest to for ole times sake to bust out some pull-ups to retaliate and he does, but I had to ask twice to rip his shirt off to do it. He's shy like Daddy. ;) So he rips a few out for the entertainment factor and we send it off to Florida, but not before I Mikesque it a bit more by telling my guys to gimme my beer. :eek::p

Geezus that was one of those random "this is hilarious" moments. Thanks for the laugh buddy. That was great timing. Now go get that Windmill moved and the hole dug. Wait till you guys see what he's up to now.
 
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tnichols said:
Both 1J04 and oneshot’s boys are fricken studs. My son on the other hand is the runt of the litter.
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Dude, that boy is all that and you know it. He's light years ahead of his peers in life skills alone. Let alone getting well versed in common sense I'm certain as well. Doing a helluva job Dad. Keep up the good work.
 
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1J04 said:
Dude, that boy is all that and you know it. He's light years ahead of his peers in life skills alone. Let alone getting well versed in common sense I'm certain as well. Doing a helluva job Dad. Keep up the good work.
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Thanks, but he really is a runt. He’s 4’9” and 75 pounds at 13 years old!

 
#11
i have this one little fella, big jake...
hes got the heart of a lion, this turd does not quit, and i fuckin mean it...i swear he is one of the smartest people i know and a bruiser...
but, he is 7, going on 47, but 7 and has been with us since he was 18 months, so, he,s ,my boy...
anywho, he just wasnt strong enough to do a pull up, so i had him doing reverse crunches...
i was drinking beer and barking orders, kinda standard for me, but none the less made some good vid...

have the logistics done for the windmill move and waiting for my help to get off lunch.
ill send the big L some pics, maybe he will post them for me...
 
#12
oneshot86 said:
so, i have the youngest at 7 trying to do pull ups in the rafters at my store, so, naturally i am snappin it and sending it to A1J, or larry washington as i have him in my phone.
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So there you are, you think you know someone ...

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Before that, Washington spent virtually every weekend taking his clothes off onstage to the tune of “Shake What Your Momma Gave You.” A friend who was working his way through college performing as an exotic dancer persuaded Washington to get into the business. They teamed up with several other dancers, dubbed themselves the Astoria Bad Boyz, and performed at nightclubs that Washington wasn’t even old enough to get into.
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http://illinoistimes.com/article-3848-springfield's-worst-nightmare.html

Tsk, tsk, tsk ...

 
#14
oneshot86 said:
i have this one little fella, big jake...
hes got the heart of a lion, this turd does not quit, and i fuckin mean it...i swear he is one of the smartest people i know and a bruiser...
but, he is 7, going on 47, but 7 and has been with us since he was 18 months, so, he,s ,my boy...
anywho, he just wasnt strong enough to do a pull up, so i had him doing reverse crunches...
i was drinking beer and barking orders, kinda standard for me, but none the less made some good vid...

have the logistics done for the windmill move and waiting for my help to get off lunch.
ill send the big L some pics, maybe he will post them for me...
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You already know I will "Honey Badger Dude".

Big Jake 'is' a BEAST. That boy got no fear in him. He's gonna terrorize some people if they want him to. And good for you guys Mike, ya big hearted bastard.
 
#15
Veer_G said:
So there you are, you think you know someone ...

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http://illinoistimes.com/article-3848-springfield's-worst-nightmare.html

Tsk, tsk, tsk ...
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Thanks for drawing in all the riff raff Mike. Nice job. Damn you Veer. At least the photographer is kinda iconic. :p


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#20
1J04 said:
Thanks for drawing in all the riff raff Mike. Nice job. Damn you Veer. At least the photographer is kinda iconic. :p


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Rhodes is a effen pussy. Here, is the man, Ric Flair, aka The Nature Boy. Whoooooo

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Who else could were a bright blue TuTu?
 
#24
Nodakplowboy said:
Sheet, I graduated at 5' barely 3". By 19 stood at 5' 9.5".

Keep feeding, educating and loving him. He'll grow, not only up but better.
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Im doing my best. The little shit out eats me at nearly every meal. He’ knows he’s small but it doesn’t seem to bother him. I’ve told him there’s not a thing he can do about it. Probably the best athlete in his class (didn’t get that from me). He’s a good kid and wakes up with a smile nearly every day.
 
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#26
2ndamendfan said:
Well unless the pics I have seen are photoshoped his sons are built like Sherman tanks.

Are you the one who got him into snapchat? Or otherway around. Nothing in my life is worth video (at least to me).

Good for you and your son. Everyone once in awhile i sit down with my daughter and talk about life. Money, career etc... Trying to get her to not follow fully in my foot steps. A couple of years ago it was a talk about health and if i had one life regret it was my lack of focus on health/fitness.

I am trying but tough to break 40 years of bad habits.
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youre a stud, bro. dont sweat the small shit...love is grand and your love for your daughter is going to direct her to rightuosness, your golden
i dont remember how i found out he snapped, i started it because of younger friends, my younger employees end up moving on and i enjoy following them and seeing their videos.
i never videoed back till not long ago, but its as fum as a phone call, especially if you ham it up a bit...

 
#27
tnichols said:
Im doing my best. The little shit out eats me at nearly every meal. He’ knows he’s small but it doesn’t seem to bother him. I’ve told him there’s not a thing he can do about it. Probably the best athlete in his class (didn’t get that from me). He’s a good kid and wakes up with a smile nearly every day.
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he sounds like a machine to me
dont get that boy a car with a backseat, you know what i,m talking about, he,s going to be pullin some leg
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#28
oneshot86 said:
tnichols said:
Im doing my best. The little shit out eats me at nearly every meal. He’ knows he’s small but it doesn’t seem to bother him. I’ve told him there’s not a thing he can do about it. Probably the best athlete in his class (didn’t get that from me). He’s a good kid and wakes up with a smile nearly every day.
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he sounds like a machine to me
dont get that boy a car with a backseat, you know what i,m talking about, he,s going to be pullin some leg
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Knocked off my first shot of puntang in the back seat of a 63 Chevy Impala. Wish it coulda been a 57 but what the hell.
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oneshot86 said:
tnichols said:
Im doing my best. The little shit out eats me at nearly every meal. He’ knows he’s small but it doesn’t seem to bother him. I’ve told him there’s not a thing he can do about it. Probably the best athlete in his class (didn’t get that from me). He’s a good kid and wakes up with a smile nearly every day.
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he sounds like a machine to me
dont get that boy a car with a backseat, you know what i,m talking about, he,s going to be pullin some leg
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I bought him a POS 1998 Dodge pickup for his birthday to learn to drive. It’s an extended cab not a crew, so I might be safe ;)
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#32
Boy just needs a soft blanket and that country song about an eight foot bed that never needs made playing......

I was a scrawny turd when I was that age. Now Im just a turd! I wrestled 66-68 lbs when i was in the 5th grade. Same in 7th..... finished high school at 18 at 5'7" and 129 lbs and 7% body fat. Now at 37 years I am at 149 lbs and my beer intake has doubled my fat stores

Being scrawny never stopped me from anything. I still remember going to RIT training when I was on the volunteer fire department. I dragged a 240 lb guy (assistant chief) across a room and down some steps before he could stop me. They never underestimated a fired up short guy after that!
 
#43
Dirty D said:
Aren't we though, the key to our successful relationship is taking him for a walk occasionally.

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I was wondering how often he messed in the house.
 
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Veer_G said:
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You're such a cute couple.
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It ain't easy but we try to make it work. Hardest part is not being able to have any other friends, but he keeps me so busy doing things around the house I hardly have time to dwell on it. Here's a little inside info. When he gets drunk he gets a lazy eye. :eek:
 
#47
Maggot said:
oneshot86 said:
Knocked off my first shot of puntang in the back seat of a 63 Chevy Impala. Wish it coulda been a 57 but what the hell.
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No kiddin? I wish my pap would'e got me a nice old 70 Chevelle or any nice ride like that. Grew up in the shop with him trying to absorb what knowledge I could. Unfortunately it was never anything fun, he was a diesel mech so... There was one time we worked on a Ferrari f430 and pap lemme hit I-16 with it. That was awesome. My uncle the one into racecars, really miss being at the drag strip every weekend that we weren't at the motocross track.
Maybe it' different in a big old impala, everytime I smashed a chick in the school parking lot or wherever it was inevitably in their little chick car like everytime so I'm bout to the point where if we can't get to a bed, dressing room, library study room, or somewhere with some space it almost ain' worth it. Sucks trying to get in the perfect position in back seat of a civic, Chevy sonic, etc.. end up cramping up real bad from slamming her at a crazy angle and shit.
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