Maggie’s Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

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Well they suck but here they are so save your money for something not so disappointing:

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Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 11B-B4</div><div class="ubbcode-body">dang, my wife is wayyyy hotter than her... thats cool
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hahahaha </div></div>
I was thinking

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Man my fiance kicks the crap out of her...

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Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kingrabbit</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wonder how many hours were spent air brushing and touching up that busted hooker..? </div></div>

No joke! Marilyn Monroe is spinning in her grave about now........CKruse
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kingrabbit</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wonder how many hours were spent air brushing and touching up that busted hooker..? </div></div>

Not Shit !!
When she gets out of bed ..her pussy probably hits the floor before her feet do ..
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Deputy Dawg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Actually, I wanted to see her vagina. Not for any other reason but to see what a "train wreck" it is. Curiosity mostly. </div></div>
Not to worry. Today, Playboy. Tomorrow, pr0n.
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kingrabbit</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wonder how many hours were spent air brushing and touching up that busted hooker..? </div></div>

1st post 4th pic, the tards have her legs air brushed together so she looks like a mermaid, Must have had half her gash hanging out!
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

To use a quote I learned here on the Hide..."Shes had more pipe in her than the back of a plumbers van.".

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wes_Mantooth</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And just for kicks, here are a few of the covers they rejected.
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Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!! WHY THE FUCK IS HER HAIR NOT RED?????

My heart is broken... I don't know if I can go on...

Lindsay,

Please pull your shit together, put on 10 lbs and let your hair go natural. Otherwise, I'm not sure it's going to work between us.
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 50calcruiser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!! WHY THE FUCK IS HER HAIR NOT RED?????

My heart is broken... I don't know if I can go on...

Lindsay,

Please pull your shit together, put on 10 lbs and let your hair go natural. Otherwise, I'm not sure it's going to work between us.

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What? she needs to hit the gym and tighten that thing up.... ridiculous.
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 50calcruiser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is how she should have looked in Playboy

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Much better IMO.
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

great tits- not impressive anywhere else. Too bad too, could have been absolutely amazing if she'd have kept her shit together
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fireguyty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Thats an extreme under statement. Doing her would be more like throwing a hotdog down a 4 lane highway.
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SDLAW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I've always liked this one: "If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she would make a porcupine look like a shaved rat" </div></div>

LOL!
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jim See</div><div class="ubbcode-body">1st post 4th pic, the tards have her legs air brushed together so she looks like a mermaid</div></div>
Haha, good eye!
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kingrabbit</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wonder how many hours were spent air brushing and touching up that busted hooker..? </div></div>

...well as a very wise man told me once,"you can polish a turd...but its still a turd..."
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cds7221</div><div class="ubbcode-body">photoshop works wonders. I'm sure she was touched up A LOT! </div></div>
Every picture looks photoshopped/airbrushed.
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dieselgeek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just as edited. </div></div>

So what? Every picture in every magazine, on every website everywhere is airbrushed/photoshopped whatever. Who cares? If you're going to fantasize can't it be perfect? Sure, this has lead to more social disorders than you can shake a stick at but it's reality for the times we live in.

I firmly believe at one time she was the hottest redhead on the face of the earth.
 
Re: Lindsey Lohan in Playboy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wards75</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Nice tits though.. </div></div>
I think they look <span style="font-style: italic">great</span>, especially since I typically hate fake tits. They're proportional to her frame, have the right mass, and hang like the real deal. The surgeon who did her implants is a Michelangelo with boobs.


Keith