Machete fight? That's classy.

[QuickNDirty]

https://www.waaytv.com/content/news...fight-spilled-out-of-the-store-507334221.html

Things really heat up around the 6 minute mark. Clerk gets to bashing windows and appears to tag the chick on the thigh.

 

[...]

too much effort...holy shit, i dont have all day to fight with some retard.....just pull a gun and plug the fucker.

although what kind of pussy starts a fight....then runs and hides in a car leaving his GF to finish the knife fight??

 

[brianf]

used to have a guy (latino/Guatemala), that his nickname was machete.
got to bsing one day (i speak enough spanish to communicate at work) and machete fights started with guys in the fields chopping/farming
they didnt have firearms so they fought old school
that of course led to betting
apparently when betting once some one gives up or gets a good enough slash theyd stop

 

[Loonhunter]

too much effort...holy shit, i dont have all day to fight with some retard.....just pull a gun and plug the fucker.

although what kind of pussy starts a fight....then runs and hide in a car leaving his GF to finish the knife fight??

Millennials

 

[2ndamendfan]

looked like two dull sticks. Someone needs to sharpen their knife. She should be missing 1/2 her leg and it is pretty easy to flatten 4 tires.
He sure showed that wiper blade a thing or two.

 

[oneshot86]

saw a guy get it by angry crowd and machetes in togo. ugly...

 

[Maser]

Where's Danny Trejo when you need him?

 

[QuickNDirty]

Lol @ the guy that rolled into the parking lot.

If nothing else, this should emphasize that being familiar with the folks that work at the gas stations you frequent is a good idea.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[Maser]

 

[Erno86]

I have the "blood of a thousand meadows" on my machete.

 

[Maser]

Oh fuck do you guys remember this old pic of me?

 

[footsteps]

This his land so it must be his horse! But I got it from the sea ??? Then he will fight you for it..... And then we see the high guard......

 

[Erno86]

Oh fuck do you guys remember this old pic of me?

Absolutely badass!!!

 

[Loonhunter]

Where's Danny Trejo when you need him?

Here he is.

 

[padronanniversary]

the chicks hands were all red from her inspecting her leg, i wonder when she is going to start feeling it

 

[Alphatreedog]

Aren't they banned in England ? We need some common sense machete laws .
Blah Blah Blah for the kids . Blah Blah Blah if it saves one life . Blah Blah Blah .

 

[Loonhunter]

Aren't they banned in England ? We need some common sense machete laws .
Blah Blah Blah for the kids . Blah Blah Blah if it saves one life . Blah Blah Blah .

They’re ok as long as they have a gps tracker.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[Loonhunter]

Cheers, Sirhr

That, Sirhr, is a scimitar.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Better?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I bet there is a machete in here...

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[Bender]

I’m waiting for a mace or morning star to come back into fashion. Think of how bad ass that would look. Beat in some dudes head with a ball and chain, and all he had was a machete....

 

[Maser]

I’m waiting for a mace or morning star to come back into fashion. Think of how bad ass that would look. Beat in some dudes head with a ball and chain, and all he had was a machete....

What?! No love for a flail?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

What?! No love for a flail?

How about nunchucks....

Sirhr

 

[Loonhunter]

Better?

No.
Worse.

 

[Loonhunter]

I bet there is a machete in here...

Cheers, Sirhr

Yep.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ok... I got you your machete... nice review, btw!!

 

[LawnMM]

How has this not been posted?!

 

[Loonhunter]

Ok... I got you your machete... nice review, btw!!

I wonder if he’ll use that for harvesting agave?

 

[Loonhunter]

How has this not been posted?!

Spring break Miami Beach?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I’m waiting for a mace or morning star to come back into fashion. Think of how bad ass that would look. Beat in some dudes head with a ball and chain, and all he had was a machete....

Pawn stars loves the mace...

 

[armorpl8chikn]

How was THIS not posted!

 

[Loonhunter]

I likes me a good halberd.

 

[QuickNDirty]

some funny shit in here.

 

[Maser]

Oh just you wait until Dark Souls weapons start getting posted!

 

[Bender]

Oh just you wait until Dark Souls weapons start getting posted!

Dildos and Fapits?

 

[cornhusker86]

That's not a knife.

This is a knife;