Movie Theater Machete

[W54/XM-388]

This film has been out for awhile but looks to be getting a US release shortly.

http://www.movieplayer.it/video/5701/machete-trailer/

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[skinney_7]

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i have seen this trailer, what an f-ing joke of a movie, another reason i don't think i'm gonna watch predators cause this dumbass is in it!!!

 

[fx77]

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Lame

 

[lostangel]

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It's Meet the Fockers, Parent Trap, and Miami Vice meets Spy Kids and Sin City. When was the last time any of those morons made a flick worth watching? OK, Jessica Alba is hot, but can't act for crap.

 

[PatrickChewing]

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I don't get it guys, I cant wait to see it!

 

[cookietheswede]

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I cant wait to see it either. It is an remake of a "b" movie. It is meant to be a joke. One of those movies that you have to go see to be entertained and have a good time.

 

[vman]

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Should be good i dont mind stupid ass movies

The previews for it that i watched a while back made me laugh

 

[Big_Daddy]

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I don't think it is a remake of a B movie but I could be wrong. This was a trailer in the movie release of Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse movies. There were guest trailers by various directors for movies that did not exist and this one was popular enough to warrant them malking it, or whatever reason they chose it. If you haven't seen the other faux trailers from Grindhouse you can check them out on Youtube.

 

[teknikallysekure]

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I'll see it for the same reason I watched:

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kbGVIdA3dx0"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kbGVIdA3dx0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

 

[Big_Daddy]

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I forgot someone started this thread awhile back and made a new one as I saw a prerelease screening of this movie Tuesday night. You can check out my longer winded "review" there but I thought it was flat out awesome and one of the best movies I have seen in a long time.

 

[vman]

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Sweet cant wait to see this

 

[robozebra]

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Saw this movie last night. Very over the top, but it was meant that way. I thought it was worth the price of admission. Jessica Alba naked in the shower, need I say more....

CWJ

 

[bm11]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: COURAGEWOLF</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll see it for the same reason I watched:

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kbGVIdA3dx0"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kbGVIdA3dx0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object> </div></div>I think I lost 20 or so IQ points watching that. Seriously.

 

[High Binder]

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FYI "‘Machete’ producers lied about racist bloodbath " i.e. it's a movie promoting illegal immigration. Read article below and spend you money elsewhere.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/‘machete’-producers-lied-about-racist-bloodbath.html

Who the illegals fight against on screen is one thing. What their words mean is altogether something else. That’s the shell game Rodriguez plays and his racially divisive messaging goes way beyond the normal cinematic political posturing and button-pushing. And you will never see a more stereotypically racist portrayal of Southerners, who, in an obvious reference to the border Minute Men, are not only played for cheap laughs but portrayed as sub-human animals who hunt and murder illegals – kill a helpless pregnant woman and say “Welcome to America.”

 

[TOP PREDATOR]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: skinney</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i have seen this trailer, what an f-ing joke of a movie, another reason i don't think i'm gonna watch predators cause this dumbass is in it!!!</div></div>

you'll like the outcome of what happens to the dumbass, don't let that stop you from seeing predators.

 

[Rarebreed93]

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Watched this movie last night.
To me, it's like most of those kind of movies, just killing and blood and guts.
I wasn't looking for a plot, just shoot'em up, stab, cut, blood.
Well worth the price of admission, lots of blood, killing and naked shots.
Good time to be had by all.

 

[762frmafr]

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one of the best movies of all times. great flick and well worth triple the price of admission.

 

[drmarc]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Robozebra</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Jessica Alba naked in the shower, need I say more....

CWJ
</div></div>

Sold me on it.....

 

[Bugs Bunny]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: skinney</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i have seen this trailer, what an f-ing joke of a movie, another reason i don't think i'm gonna watch predators cause this dumbass is in it!!! </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Danny Trejo</span> is a exc actor, plays in so many movies, Heat all the Dusk till dawn, X-files, anytime a dirtbag is needed to play a part he gets the job!!! that guy is never w/o work.

We look forward to seeing this movie, I am sure it will be like the Desperado, Dusk till dawn or any of the quentin tarantino type "out there" movies.

 

[Bugs Bunny]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: drmarc</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Robozebra</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Jessica Alba naked in the shower, need I say more....

CWJ
</div></div>

Sold me on it..... </div></div>

Holy _hit if all else fails thats a brownie point, we all have seen her too long in Dark Angel with clothes on

 

[CalmlyDeMented]

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Saw this movie last night. Maybe I expected too much, but I was not impressed. The T&A was the only good thing about this movie. I'm a big fan of Tarantino and Rodriguez, but didn't really care for this one. A lot of action, blood, and guts, yet I grew bored with it. I would say wait till it comes out on video. Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, and Lindsey Lohan do look great in it though.

 

[skinney_7]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TOP PREDATOR</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: skinney</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i have seen this trailer, what an f-ing joke of a movie, another reason i don't think i'm gonna watch predators cause this dumbass is in it!!!</div></div>

you'll like the outcome of what happens to the dumbass, don't let that stop you from seeing predators. </div></div>

ya, the only thing i like about the dumbass in predators was how short his role was... you were right!

 

[Knife]

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I thought this was going to be great, but me and my wife walked out mid way through. And we like all of his other movies this one just seemed like it was thrown together in like 3 days. Would not waste my money on this one not even a rental.