Make, Model, Year anyone????

[sirhrmechanic]

So the last time I asked for a crowdsource SH car ID... you guys knocked it out of the park and helped RI police put some real dirtbags in the Hoosegow....

The wizards driving this car just tried to steal the deer off a buddy's porch. He got a nice buck and was planning on butchering it Thanksgiving. This car came into his driveway, cut the rope and tried to get it in the car before getting spooked off.

No plate... but should be easy to ID from make, model year.

I think, maybe, Subaru? But not sure.

Let's see if we can get this dirtbag found and dealt with... With a firm make, model, year, these turdbags will be nailed. And since the guy who has the deer is a logger... he owns a chipper. And I have a backhoe.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[gunjunkie45]

Almost certainly a Subaru Forester. I'm not sure on the year. They kept that body style for a long time.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Almost certainly a Subaru Forester. I'm not sure on the year. They kept that body style for a long time.

So Lesbians tried to steal the deer...

On a serious note... they did change things like wheels and tail-lights a lot more. So hoping it can narrow down.

I figured Outback or Forester... but if anyone has a specific... awesome!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[gunjunkie45]

Definitely lesbians.

 

[supercorndogs]

Subaru Forester Generations

Subaru unveiled the Forester at the 1995 Tokyo Motor Show. The first-generation models, which went on sale in the US in 1997 and had several generations since. See all the Subaru Forester generations here.

www.autolist.com

Looks like 2003-2008

 

[Blue Sky Country]

2007 Subaru Forester. Seems to be a perfect match. (Pic is from a trailer hitch mfg. who makes one for the 2007 model).

 

[supercorndogs]

Hopefully that is some rust on around the rear wheel well. That would be quite distinctive despite the poor image.

 

[gunjunkie45]

I would say pre 2008. The had that style tail light for a few years but seems to have changed slightly in 09.

 

[gunjunkie45]

2006 or 2007 Subaru Forester. Is not an 05 or 08. 08 was no longer made with black door handles, 05 and earlier did not have the body colored C pillar.

Beat me.

 

[357Max]

2006-2008 Forester, White with all Black trim and wheels is probably not that common.
Should be easy to find if there local.

 

[Spblademaker]

That’s the forester 06-08.

 

[camotoe]

What color. Looks silver or white to me

 

[gunjunkie45]

What color. Looks silver or white to me

Definitely silver.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Pre-2008 is pretty distinct from the later models. Distinguishing features are the "candy corn" style tail lights, and that webbing in the frame between the backseat door and the cargo compartment window. Later models do not have this webbing.

 

[camotoe]

Windows are too clean for dirty white car. So I'm going with silver

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Thanks folks...

We now have the database geeks looking at this... and if I can post pictures of the chipper, I will!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Mwalex]

But lesbians don't eat meat. Why would they want to lick the deer and then throw it away?

 

[gunjunkie45]

Also, it’s probably dirty white not silver. I haven’t seen a silver one with black handles.

Is the plate obscured because they put a shifter on it or?

I would expect to see a clean area or two showing actual white. I don't see that in the pic, which is what makes me think silver. I've never had a car get uniformly dirty and I just don't see anything that looks white to me. I could be entirely wrong.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

But lesbians don't eat meat. Why would they want to like the deer and then throw it away?

PETA. They were saving it.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

I will be watching for woodchipper video later. I agree with above posters, Forester in the '06-07 years aftermarket wheels, looks like black plate frame with a smoked plastic cover. probably someone on the younger end, don't see that many modified foresters.

 

[Nik H]

WTF is wrong with people. Not because that they would consider doing this but where is the thought process. I will go up to this hunter's porch and steal his animal....what could go wrong???

 

[Stevo86]

Light em the fuck up. Buddy of mine did that to some dudes who tried to steal all the tools out of his truck. 9 00 buck out of a pump 12. Needless to say the car wasn’t hard to find. Cops wasn’t too happy about that ordeal for some reason?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Light em the fuck up. Buddy of mine did that to some dudes who tried to steal all the tools out of his truck. 9 00 buck out of a pump 12. Needless to say the car wasn’t hard to find. Cops wasn’t too happy about that ordeal for some reason?

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Cops wasn’t too happy about that ordeal for some reason?
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They probably had to do extra paperwork. Nobody likes doing clerical shit.

That said, I fucking hate thieves and I would have at least made that vehicle VERY easy for the authorities to identify and locate, from the impact holes. That is, if I cannot hold the damn perps at gunpoint for the cops first...

 

[Stevo86]

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Cops wasn’t too happy about that ordeal for some reason?
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They probably had to do extra paperwork. Nobody likes doing clerical shit.

That said, I fucking hate thieves and I would have at least made that vehicle VERY easy for the authorities to identify and locate, from the impact holes. That is, if I cannot hold the damn perps at gunpoint for the cops first...

This was the 2nd time his work truck had been cleaned out, he was young and had a family to support and not enough money to keep replacing tools. I don’t blame him one bit.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Property crime is going through the roof as the government strips away any possibility we have of fighting it.

Should Jimmy be shot for stealing $200 of shit from my car? As an isolated incident, between me and him alone, the answer is no. He didn’t deserve to go to the grave for $200 of stuff.

However, when you step back to a strategic place and realize our society is failing completely because nobody has been shooting at Jimmy...yes. Our society IS worth the taking of his life to preserve it.

If we cannot use lethal force on thieves, I think the law will be far more accepting if we beat the shit out of them instead so they'd be carted off to jail black and blue and hurtin' all over. An asswhooping ain't lethal force, if it is done properly and without too much "malicious" intent...

 

[gunjunkie45]

If we cannot use lethal force on thieves, I think the law will be far more accepting if we beat the shit out of them instead so they'd be carted off to jail black and blue and hurtin' all over. An asswhooping ain't lethal force, if it is done properly and without too much "malicious" intent...

I made an intruder bleed out of both ears a few years back. Police didn't spend more than 5 minutes questioning me. I live in a communist shithole. I was pretty surprised. Bounced his head off the door jamb, threw him down a flight of stairs and kicked him in the face.

 

[pmclaine]

My forensics training based on make and model tells me it will be a female approx 250 pounds, 5-6, closely cropped hair, plays softball and opens long necks with her teeth. She is a steel worker.

Did he happen to hear any Melissa Ethridge music while the crime was in progress?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

This was the 2nd time his work truck had been cleaned out, he was young and had a family to support and not enough money to keep replacing tools. I don’t blame him one bit.

I don't blame him either. I cannot stand hearing about a fellow working man being the target of a ghetto lottery drawing. I purchased my Amico Power SMAW welding kit when I could barely afford to buy a fucking moped. If some buttfucker jacked me for it, I'd most likely blindside his ass with a beer bottle...

 

[gunjunkie45]

I made an intruder bleed out of both ears a few years back. Police didn't spend more than 5 minutes questioning me. I live in a communist shithole. I was pretty surprised. Bounced his head off the door jamb, threw him down a flight of stairs and kicked him in the face.

The best part was describing it to the 911 operator. Guy was just wobbling in front of my house. I said " He's dripping blood out of both ears and doesn't seem to know where he is, probably won't be hard to find." Girl got quiet for a minute.

 

[Rthur]

The best part was describing it to the 911 operator. Guy was just wobbling in front of my house. I said " He's dripping blood out of both ears and doesn't seem to know where he is, probably won't be hard to find." Girl got quiet for a minute.

It's like a special hand shake for the dumb bastard thieves.

R

 

[MtnCreek]

Too bad we'll never hear about how this didn't turn out.

 

[308pirate]

Property crime is going through the roof as the government strips away any possibility we have of fighting it.

Should Jimmy be shot for stealing $200 of shit from my car? As an isolated incident, between me and him alone, the answer is no. He didn’t deserve to go to the grave for $200 of stuff.

However, when you step back to a strategic place and realize our society is failing completely because nobody has been shooting at Jimmy...yes. Our society IS worth the taking of his life to preserve it.

I disagree. Thieves deserve nothing but death. They steal time from you, something that can't be replaced.

Some days I wish the rule of law went away for a week. A lot of criminals would rue that day, for the rule of law is the only thing that keeps many from killing them on the spot.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

only the dumb motherfuckers attack me and you. It’s always grandma, or the girls at college, or the 80 year old man down the street.

And even then, beating a dude is all fun and games until he whips out a knife or gun and shoots you dead.

Lethal force needs to return for property crimes. If you stole a mans horse in the West it was the rope.

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Lethal force needs to return for property crimes. If you stole a mans horse in the West it was the rope.
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Darn right about that, sir... And it was a far more civilized society than what Hollyweird wants us to think otherwise. An average cowpoke or miner ain't need to "dump the charges" from his guns more than two times a year, with the exception of hunting and defense against wild animal attacks. Many guns found in Old West landmarks are still loaded with fully functional ammo...

 

[Sean the Nailer]

2 things:

Fargo, part II

Broken Windows.

 

[wade2big]

Property crime is going through the roof as the government strips away any possibility we have of fighting it.

Should Jimmy be shot for stealing $200 of shit from my car? As an isolated incident, between me and him alone, the answer is no. He didn’t deserve to go to the grave for $200 of stuff.

However, when you step back to a strategic place and realize our society is failing completely because nobody has been shooting at Jimmy...yes. Our society IS worth the taking of his life to preserve it.

Jimmy decided what his life is worth when he stole $200. Jimmy’s choice.

 

[Ravenworks]

What a bunch of idiots, there's no way I'm getting deer blood all over my Subie unless they stole it too.
I could hear the vegan owner demanding it be totaled because of all the blood and they are Vegan.

 

[Precisiondada]

So do we get to see pictures of the buck or what?

 

[supercorndogs]

only the dumb motherfuckers attack me and you. It’s always grandma, or the girls at college, or the 80 year old man down the street.

And even then, beating a dude is all fun and games until he whips out a knife or gun and shoots you dead.

Lethal force needs to return for property crimes. If you stole a mans horse in the West it was the rope.

I know I have said this on here a lot of times, but we need to start hanging thieves again.

I bet on a couple dumb ass kids in mom's wagon. The kind they hopefully just need some switching to keep them off the end of the proverbial rope.

 

[Ravenworks]

I bet on a couple dumb ass kids in mom's wagon.

That's kind of what I was trying to say.
Any how,this shit would be settled within the hour if it was a village in northern Alaska

 

[Sean the Nailer]

That's kind of what I was trying to say.
Any how,this shit would be settled within the hour if it was a village in northern Alaska

HA.
And the majority OF that hour would be spent trying to decide whether to drive UP or DOWN the one and only one road that is in the area.

 

[Milf Dots]

Mid 2000s Subaru Forester with black wheels and black door handles. It would be easy to spot on the road.

 

[BytorJr]

Crystal Gray Metallic most probable, possibly Aspen White/Steel Gray Metallic. Year: 2006-2007

 

[Ravenworks]

By road you mean “snowmobile track”?

Alaska justice is pretty rough. It’s also a good example of what happens when society leaves you - sort of like somalia.

It means the biggest dickhead in town is in charge.

In all honesty, not even knowing these people, I'd bet that if they went up and asked the hunter for some meat he would have probably gave it to them.

 

[Snipe260]

Thanks folks...

We now have the database geeks looking at this... and if I can post pictures of the chipper, I will!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Please post video! I’ve always wanted to see an asshole run through a wood chipper !

 

[camotoe]

Are we getting any deer jerky for this. I've worked hard on this case.

 

[Maggot]

Thanks folks...

We now have the database geeks looking at this... and if I can post pictures of the chipper, I will!

Cheers,

Sirhr

The backhoe is really un necessary. Just point the chipper out over a lake but dont eat the fish from that end for awhile.

 

[Veer_G]

This case could have a surprising end.

 

[Geno C.]

In all honesty, not even knowing these people, I'd bet that if they went up and asked the hunter for some meat he would have probably gave it to them.

Since it was a nice but, I highly doubt they were there for the meat.

 

[Skimafia]

Go look for this

 

[supercorndogs]

DATABASE GUY - “Ok Sirhr. We looked for a Subaru Forester, Silver, 2007...with Black Rims and driven by complete assholes in Rhode Island. We have 2.7Million results. Where do you want to go from here?”

We are going to need more gas for the wood chipper.... ?