Maggie’s Marriage - It's all in the cards
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Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards
Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....
"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me
Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....
"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me
Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HasgunWilltravel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....
"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me </div></div>
Did your cousin listen ???
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HasgunWilltravel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....
"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me </div></div>
Did your cousin listen ???
Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards
Of course he didn't. It's just like telling a little kid not to touch the stove. You can tell them and tell them but they're never going to learn until they go and do it for themselves.
Of course he didn't. It's just like telling a little kid not to touch the stove. You can tell them and tell them but they're never going to learn until they go and do it for themselves.
Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tcalfee1</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HasgunWilltravel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....
"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me </div></div>
Did your cousin listen ???</div></div>
I do not have a vagina, of course he didn't listen.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tcalfee1</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HasgunWilltravel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....
"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me </div></div>
Did your cousin listen ???</div></div>
I do not have a vagina, of course he didn't listen.
Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards
Was playing golf during a bachelor party for a buddy and the old guy in front of us was reflecting on his marriage of some 4 or 5 decades. He said "if I had killed her the first time I thought of it, I would have been out by now". We couldn't tell if he was telling a joke or if he was serious.
Was playing golf during a bachelor party for a buddy and the old guy in front of us was reflecting on his marriage of some 4 or 5 decades. He said "if I had killed her the first time I thought of it, I would have been out by now". We couldn't tell if he was telling a joke or if he was serious.
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