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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HasgunWilltravel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....
"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me </div></div>
Of course he didn't. It's just like telling a little kid not to touch the stove. You can tell them and tell them but they're never going to learn until they go and do it for themselves.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tcalfee1</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HasgunWilltravel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....
"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me </div></div>
Did your cousin listen ???</div></div>
I do not have a vagina, of course he didn't listen.
Was playing golf during a bachelor party for a buddy and the old guy in front of us was reflecting on his marriage of some 4 or 5 decades. He said "if I had killed her the first time I thought of it, I would have been out by now". We couldn't tell if he was telling a joke or if he was serious.
Yeah, but if you kill them all you get to see if hairy legs wrapped around fish net stockings and cool aid lipstick. 40 years of starfish ain't worth it bro...