Re: Maters....mmm...
Get somebody to ship you real Jersey tomatoes.
I like mayonnaise, sliced tomatoes with a few shakes of salt, and white bread like Arnold's, or Pepperidge Farm.
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Onions and pita bread (!?) are optional, but not those big, juicy, luscious Jerseys -- absolutely compulsory.