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Bender

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  • Feb 12, 2014
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    I would be a fool to disparage a nice bottle of Jack Daniels. Sure, there are plenty of variations in people's taste, and there are plenty of other really nice drinks to be tried from all over the world. A four ounce pour of 110 proof peach brandy that was aged in heavily charred French oak sure smoothes out an evening.
     

    I knew a guy who ran over a cat at o'dark-thirty on his way to work. Way too early to be knocking on doors. He had this terrible thoughts of some little girl going out to catch the bus and finding her little lifeless Muffin, so he wrapped in up and put it in the bed of his truck and stopped on his way back, found the owner, broke the sad news and gave them the remains for a proper burial and drove home.

    The owners were very touched by the respect he showed for their cat and his obviously genuine regret and sympathy. So touched, they called the Popo who found him, pulled him over and arrested him at gunpoint.

    He eventually beat the rap, he did not beat the ride.

    That, boys and girls, is why we SSS.