Maggie’s Meanwhile, in Vermont. Construction worker assaulted with Large Pickle. Pain inflicted.

[sirhrmechanic]

Man charged with assault after thrown pickle hits worker

POWNAL, Vt. (AP) - A Massachusetts man is facing an assault charge after he allegedly threw a large pickle from a moving vehicle that hit a Vermont highway worker, police said. The incident occurred just before 6 p.m. Monday on U.S. Route 7 in Pownal near the border crossing into...

www.theintelligencer.com

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And... because apparently some Masshole had to go all 'Gherkin" on some unsuspecting roadside flagger... who experienced 'pain' from the cucumber-strike... we have the biggest crime story of the week.

Sirhr

 

[Carlos Danger]

Pickle wasn't registered?

 

[Slo cat]

It must have been the ubiquitous assault pickle. Or maybe the assiduous assault cucumber.

 

[7.62willdo]

Was the pickle MOA or MIL......asking for a friend

 

[Thorny]

Did the Pickle hit him in the pickle ?

 

[Jscb1b]

Can we riot now?

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Lapuapalooza]