MOO! Wal*Mart stung for 26 gallons of milk

Re: MOO! Wal*Mart stung for 26 gallons of milk

How the hell does a teenager in a cow costume who's managed to attract attention to themselves by crawling about on all fours manage to get by Loss Prevention with 26 gallons of milk? And then why do they give it away at a McDonald's? The Motivational thread can wait; this is a much greater mystery.