https://www.foxnews.com/science/moonquakes-faults-near-lunar-south-pole-result-shrinking-study-says
Like global warming, we can solve this by increasing taxes
Like global warming, we can solve this by increasing taxes
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I have $5 on someone saying it is climate change before the week is out.
Maybe if we send the moon a few billion dollars it will slow the shrinking.?
This is obviously a cover story. They're expanding the Moon Base up there, the earthquakes are just from the blasting.
Fox News want's my email address to read the article....Fuck-em.
The moon is made of green cheese. Someone is eating the moon.
That's why it's shrinking.
Duh.
That's why it's shrinking.
Duh.
We must pass common sense moon laws and enforce the moon laws already on the books.
Only if it saves one moon
It will be worth the effort of everyone
Everyone watched it on TV and thought it was real, just like when they said Biden won the election. It's amazing what they can do with the boobtube ..........
Nothing else to do, but...
Call the space force.
Call the space force.
Stanley Kubrick was asked to consult with NASA before the lunar landings. Just putting that out there.
Also, with far less tech and essentially a beer can, we made it to the moon and back more than once and yet we cannot do it now because of the Van Allen belt radiation, which was there then, just as it is, now.
In an interview, a modern engineer at NASA said they destroyed the old tech and cannot get it back.
Even better, the tapes used to record telemetry were erased.
And all of this was accomplished in less than 10 years by guys who grew up with chalkboard and a slide rule. Today, with computers you can hold in your hand that dwarf what NASA had in 1969, they cannot do it.
And FJB
We must bring stability to the moon. Invasion starts tomorrow night, since we cannot go there in the daytime.
Should have this guy investigate. He really understands how things get small. Like really small. Like liquidy small.
Oops sorry. Apparently he's crushed for time these days.
Oops sorry. Apparently he's crushed for time these days.
Yall are so fucking stupid! The moon shrinking is the single greatest threat to our existence, as a species, we have encountered this year. Quit joking about it. Seriously.
Ps I identify as a sled dog. Which strangely enough leads to a daily existential crisis because I can’t lick my own weiner.
Pps what is wrong with people
Ps I identify as a sled dog. Which strangely enough leads to a daily existential crisis because I can’t lick my own weiner.
Pps what is wrong with people
It's a threat to our democracy 
I have also noticed the moon has also turned upside down.
At least it has here in Australia.
At least it has here in Australia.
No, the NASA scientist that made this claim fucked up and was using MOA. False alarm.
It is getting smaller because we keep bringing pieces of it back to earth.
Jesus Christ will you people learn how to install uBlock Origin in your web browsers?
All kinds of new changes going on in the solar system. But yeah cow farts and GrandMa's Ponitiac did it.
Reality is, Jesus is getting ready to light the entire third dimension into a glass parking lot.
Reality is, Jesus is getting ready to light the entire third dimension into a glass parking lot.
You guys have this all wrong. Like way, way wrong. It is shrinking because there are aliens on it mining it from the dark side. They are coming down to earth periodically to take our water to mine it. Its getting hollowed out. I gots the proof!!
Not to hijack the post but a question for Charmingmander - how does downloading an ad blocker counter Fox's requirement that a viewer provide their email address in order to view an article?
I too refuse to provide my email address to Fox so I find myself (MUCH to my disgust) occasionally relying on CNN as a news aggregator.
I too refuse to provide my email address to Fox so I find myself (MUCH to my disgust) occasionally relying on CNN as a news aggregator.
Good to hear. I thought it was only me.
Continue having a shitty web experience because you won't take the 30 seconds to install and activate a web browser addon.
Thanks, I will.Continue having a shitty web experience because you won't take the 30 seconds to install and activate a web browser addon.
I can spin this.
Due to an increase in greenhouse gases in earth's atmosphere and climate change, the earth is absorbing more heat from the sun that it would normally reflect back into to space.
Some of this reflected heat hits the moon. Since there has been a reduction in reflected heat from earth, it makes sense that the moon isn't receiving its normally amount of heat and is thus cooling.
This cooling of the moon causes it to shrink.
Thus, climate change is causing the moon to shrink.
Due to an increase in greenhouse gases in earth's atmosphere and climate change, the earth is absorbing more heat from the sun that it would normally reflect back into to space.
Some of this reflected heat hits the moon. Since there has been a reduction in reflected heat from earth, it makes sense that the moon isn't receiving its normally amount of heat and is thus cooling.
This cooling of the moon causes it to shrink.
Thus, climate change is causing the moon to shrink.
So you are saying the moon is a phallus. And its cold.
And it is all your fault because you drive a Ford Excursion.
You missed the obvious "shrinkage" jokes.
Shrinking Moon Causing Moonquakes and Faults Near Lunar South Pole - NASA
As NASA continues to make progress toward sending astronauts to the lunar South Pole region with its Artemis campaign, data from a NASA-funded study is
www.nasa.gov and who the fuck cares, besides the people getting paid to study this? might interfere with future spice mining?
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