Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

these work to..

Got an email once 10-15 years ago with a video of a woman using these on a guy in a gimp mask. You could hear it go crunch as it crushed the tubes....I can still hear it. Lol

I don’t miss being on those email chains. Blood and guts aren’t bad, castration was what got me.

 

[HPIguy]

That's "utterly" funny!

udderly, sorry, I can't help it.

 

[Expert684]

udderly, sorry, I can't help it.

I'm a coonass, we spell like we talk!

 

[TheGerman]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Never heard either song.
But this discussion had Indian outlaw playing in my head.

Well, if we're talking about songs now...
How about a classic from the 70s remade by a new model chick?

 

[Conaso]

Just because you cut a bull it don't make it a cow.....

True, but it puts the bull's mind on the grass and not on the ass.

 

[carbonbased]

Better:

 

[Dirty D]

WTF is it??

Your mom

 

[Dirty D]

I'm a coonass, we spell like we talk!

Are you a Boudreaux or a Thibodeaux?

 

[Dirty D]

Look at those greasy ass fingers, go be poor somewhere else!

 

[Mike Casselton]

That's "utterly" funny!

Udder...

 

[BG94591]

 

[PatMiles]

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Is that the barbed model?

 

[BG94591]

Is that the barbed model?

Aka, the kitty cat plugger.

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

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From "Top Secret!" (1984)

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

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[sirhrmechanic]

Look at those greasy ass fingers, go be poor somewhere else!

Watch it Bucko....

Sirhr

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I bought a new mower this last weekend.
I thought long and hard about buying a roomba a type mower.

This is some next level shit!!

 

[Doc68]

I got some mechanics gloves for him…

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For Frank......

 

[Garvey]

Look at those greasy ass fingers, go be poor somewhere else!

I have greasy ass fingers every day. It is from doing work, not from being poor. Guess your hands are as clean and soft as a woman secretary's hands.

 

[akmike47]

For Frank......

No way, too big.

 

[Doc68]

No way, too big.

Well you usually buy a size or two bigger to grow into them

Doc

 

[turbobrick]

I call BS, there is no way they intend to include us here in Nevada in the 'international community,' we're barely even citizens of the US. We must have just been too much work to crop out.

 

[LegioX]

 

[Mike Casselton]

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Aquafina... water that tastes like moldy plastic.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Better yet, drink it through that damn gas mask straw fuggin thingy

 

[Dingodog]

Why does that canteen taste hot and swampy. Mmm childhood adventures.

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[SingleSeat]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[avalanche]

who's the satan follower middle right?

 

[Darayavaus]

who's the satan follower middle right?

Marina Abramovic. the satanist who was part of the Hillary/Podesta/Soros group.

 

[Redhook]

Gotta Know who this is? or how it was Photo shopped that just to good.
LOL

Sorry, her name has been lost to time. (A.k.a, I can't find the original post I snagged it from)

 

[Dirty D]

I have greasy ass fingers every day. It is from doing work, not from being poor. Guess your hands are as clean and soft as a woman secretary's hands.

Calm down Felicia, just pointing out that the Germans hands look just like us peasants.

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Darayavaus]