Physical Fitness Mushroom Hunters! Will this kill me?

[TheHorta]

Picked a few from the base of a tree on our property. Grilled it up with some butter and salt, along with some lamb chops from our sheep, and tenderloin from our hogs. Wanna chow down, but will this:

A) be harmless, taste fantastic, chow down Shroomhound!

B) it won’t kill you, but you will be visited by Aliens from Planet Anal Rainbow and may even see God.

C) his name *was* TheHorta…

 

[kli3309]

 

[Sean the Nailer]

The main thing about mushrooms that the vast majority of people can't seem to comprehend, is that:

ALL mushrooms are edible.




Some, only once!

 

[TheHorta]

We about to find out…

 

[kli3309]

We about to find out…

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And, and???

 

[Devildog]

 

[theLBC]

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lol, not to mention the dudes that figured out which frogs to lick to get high.

 

[theLBC]

as long as the gills don't turn green later on...

https://plants.ces.ncsu.edu/plants/chlorophyllum-molybdites/

 

[TheHorta]

The whole “Beaver Butt Gland tastes like raspberries” must be a wild story.

 

[TheHorta]

OK… just had the squirts. Seems kinda quick. Only been a half hour, so could be something else.

 

[Devildog]

Just wait, it’s coming lol

 

[Jscb1b]

Are you dead yet?

 

[hankpac]

Mushroom Toxicity - StatPearls - NCBI Bookshelf

 

[jatatkupak]

Are you dead yet?

RIP

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Can you hear colors and see sound?

 

[Im2bent]

They don't look exactly like deathcaps.......

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Tater Salad]

Would have to know the region where it was harvested and possibly need a spore print for confirmation. Did it bleed a latex or milky substance when running a knife or fingernail across the gills? Was it growing out of soil or on the trunk of a tree or deadfall? Lots of variables to consider. Doesn’t appear to have a ring and no bulbous base is visible. Just looks like a standard agaric mushroom from the photo without the additional information.

 

[Sossa]

Will never eat wild mushrooms after my last camping experience.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Considering the lack of food value it's not worth trying to eat wild mushrooms.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

White mushroom
White gills
Wasnt growing ON wood
Wasn't veiled....at least the stem is smooth....
No evidence you did a spore print.....

Yeah...unless you are a seasomed mycophile and pulling our leg.....eating that mushroom is just pretty stupid.
You'll know if your liver fails in about a week.

 

[KYAggie]

I call first dibs on his NV equipment!!

 

[whatsupdoc]

I call first dibs on his NV equipment!!

Wife's boyfriend already got that covered.

 

[TheHorta]

Still kicking. Nothing aside from some squirts, which may be unrelated.

Was kinda hoping for a vision quest.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Still kicking. Nothing aside from some squirts, which may be unrelated.

Was kinda hoping for a vision quest.

You need to look for really tiny ones that look like a chinaman's hat for that experience.

Bout big as your thumbnail. Dusky gray to brown. None of these will kill you, but may take you to a place that is hard to come back from.