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My new Sniper Rifle.

High Binder

High Binder

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So I got me a new Sniper rifle, yes I sold the Grendel and the PSS and all my NF scopes to get it. It's a DPMS AR-10 re-chambered for .416 which I hope to be good to at least 2 or 3 miles right? Anyway, hope you guys like the pics of this sweet rig and yes I even opted for the wood camo, it should blend in perfectly while I practice snipering from my forest hide!

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Moose72</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That's a nice paintball gun.. What's the weight of that boy?? </div></div>

Well it's not a paintball gun, don't hate because you're jealous. It's just designed to look that way so operators in country won't be hassled, it's called "urban-camo".... DUH! .416 bullets are obviously 416 grains heavy so when fully loaded the whole rig weights about 2 pounds, it's made out of Battlestar Galcatium after all.
 
#7
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SANDRAT</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You better check with the NFA Branch of BATFE,this like like it might be a Destructive Device due to the Bore Size.I think you had 416 on the brain,looks like a 977 T-Rex to me. </div></div>

It can shoot 977 and 1053 as well. Good observation, you must be a sniper as well, unlike these other posers.
 
#8
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sean the Nailer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I don't see this ending well. </div></div>

For the bad guys that is, watch out towllie ban I'm coming for you!
 
#10
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is that teak? Teak is a great marine grade wood. Very nice, you must be a Navy Seal Sniper, like the ones that took out them pirates in Somallyia. </div></div>

Yep, that was me I got tired of the SEALS though (freaking amateurs) I decided to go pro-bono.
 
#11
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shot In The Dark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> I decided to go pro-bono. </div></div>

I've never been that big of a U2 fan myself.
 
#12
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Wow! Ultra-super-mega snipery helical porting! You must be able to shoot quarter-inch groups at 1000 yards offhand all day long!



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shot In The Dark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> I decided to go pro-bono. </div></div>

I've never been that big of a U2 fan myself. </div></div>

hahahaha I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that.
 
#13
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nachtadler</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wow! Ultra-super-mega snipery helical porting! You must be able to shoot quarter-inch groups at 1000 yards offhand all day long!</div></div>

and all night!



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shot In The Dark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> I decided to go pro-bono. </div></div>

I've never been that big of a U2 fan myself. </div></div>

Well he is my hero!



 
#14
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How long did it take you to get that custom windage wagon wheel!? I'm looking to upgrade my scopes to those? I bet you can see the USA flag on the moon with that thing, even on a cloudy night!
 
#15
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KYS338</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How long did it take you to get that custom windage wagon wheel!? I'm looking to upgrade my scopes to those? I bet you can see the USA flag on the moon with that thing, even on a cloudy night! </div></div>

I even shot the flag on the moon, those guys who say the moon landing was faked were wrong I know it's true because I put a bullet hole through it from my porch. Here's a through the scope pic and you can clearly see my bullet hole, next to the dude who's saying "oh shit he's a badass super-sniper"

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#18
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How much hold over on the moon shot? My uncles best friends dads coworkers cousins roommates sisters boyfriend can do that with a 22 mag using a counter sniper scope so you should at least be shooting mars with that thing.
 
#19
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What ballistic computer do you use to account for the loss of spin drift in outer space? Does coriolis come into much play with a shot like that, or does the scope automatically compute that one too?
 
#20
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shot In The Dark</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yep, that was me I got tired of the SEALS though (freaking amateurs) I decided to go pro-bono. </div></div>

you guys know he meant Sonny Bono anyway riiiight?
 
#21
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I remember him telling me his Custom reticle was made by Crayola ? And their new tech, Sherman, is 4 years old and already designing reticles. THATS AMAZING!
 
#23
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: M25BeastShooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You have too much time on your hands. </div></div>

It's been raining a lot here.
 
#24
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shot In The Dark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: M25BeastShooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You have too much time on your hands. </div></div>

It's been raining a lot here. </div></div>

So take your new ultra-sniper rifle outside and shoot the clouds. If your rifle can hit the moon changing the weather shouldn't be a problem at all.
 
#26
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sled Dog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It sort of makes me think of the steampunk thing going on. Interesting... </div></div>

It is. The base gun is a Tipman A5 paintball gun.
 
#28
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TOPO-sniper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Back to the moon shot.....don't remember NASA left an astronaut there in early 70s? Check this out: Lonely Astronaut </div></div>

HA, that's awesome! "meteor shower" lol
 
#29
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Somewhere, I fear, someone is about ready to dedicate one very shit-scared gerbil to celebrating the OP's acquisition.
 
#30
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Somewhere, I fear, someone is about ready to dedicate one very shit-scared gerbil to celebrating the OP's acquisition. </div></div>

Do you even know what a rifle is? Do you even know someone who has a rifle? Other than Maser and his Daisy of course whom you seem to be pining for miserably.

You try so hard to be the site jester that I think for Xmas I'll send you a jester's hat - in camo, just to help you fit in better.
 
#31
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shot In The Dark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KYS338</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How long did it take you to get that custom windage wagon wheel!? I'm looking to upgrade my scopes to those? I bet you can see the USA flag on the moon with that thing, even on a cloudy night! </div></div>

I even shot the flag on the moon, those guys who say the moon landing was faked were wrong I know it's true because I put a bullet hole through it from my porch. Here's a through the scope pic and you can clearly see my bullet hole, next to the dude who's saying "oh shit he's a badass super-sniper"

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</div></div>

You're in trouble now, Veer's gonna smash his Happy Meal in anger at your disrespect of the flag and then make a heated phone call to your Mommy about it....
 
#32
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EventHorizon</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Somewhere, I fear, someone is about ready to dedicate one very shit-scared gerbil to celebrating the OP's acquisition. </div></div>

Do you even know what a rifle is? Do you even know someone who has a rifle? Other than Maser and his Daisy of course whom you seem to be pining for miserably.

You try so hard to be the site jester that I think for Xmas I'll send you a jester's hat - in camo, just to help you fit in better. </div></div>

You really have a hard-on for me, don't you? Hell, and I don't even use after-shave.
 
#33
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EventHorizon</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Somewhere, I fear, someone is about ready to dedicate one very shit-scared gerbil to celebrating the OP's acquisition. </div></div>

Do you even know what a rifle is? Do you even know someone who has a rifle? Other than Maser and his Daisy of course whom you seem to be pining for miserably.

You try so hard to be the site jester that I think for Xmas I'll send you a jester's hat - in camo, just to help you fit in better. </div></div>

You really have a hard-on for me, don't you? Hell, and I don't even use after-shave. </div></div>

it's because you're not old enough to shave.
 
#34
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EventHorizon</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EventHorizon</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Somewhere, I fear, someone is about ready to dedicate one very shit-scared gerbil to celebrating the OP's acquisition. </div></div>

Do you even know what a rifle is? Do you even know someone who has a rifle? Other than Maser and his Daisy of course whom you seem to be pining for miserably.

You try so hard to be the site jester that I think for Xmas I'll send you a jester's hat - in camo, just to help you fit in better. </div></div>

You really have a hard-on for me, don't you? Hell, and I don't even use after-shave. </div></div>

it's because you're not old enough to <span style="font-weight: bold">shave</span>. </div></div>

No, little boy, it's just because <span style="font-style: italic">I don't.</span>
 
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