My Private part has died.... ...... :o)

[michael sr.]

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Austin. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Austin was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Austin,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Austin.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this ..)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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good one, lol

 

[chris223]

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thats funny! todays the viewing!

 

[BoredEngineer]

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LOL!! Oh man the things you will be able to get away with when you get old.

 

[groovebus]

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I can't wait to be a dirty old man.

 

[SkyScrapin]

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Hahaha, awesome thread. That's going out in a few emails tomorrow.

SS