My wife is a dream killer!

[powdahound76]

I've been using a cheap electric smoker for maybe 15 years now, and it's treated me well for that whole time. Just did a brisket last week that turned out amazing.

I'm going to upgrade to a pellet smoker, and i'm looking forward to it. I need to find a special way to dispose of the old electric smoker, a way that will honor it's years of service to smoking my meats.

Branden

Keep it around.

Great for cold smoking salmon.

I mean, no way you could do an easy way and still have decent food.

You shoot a 6GT, right?

 

[clcustom1911]

I know I am going to get flamed, yes I use a pellet smoker and it is damn good.

Fuck the naysayers. Wood may have better taste, but pellet smokers have more controlled heat because of improved technology.

Using the the wood smoker's logic they would never ever trade their Ohaus Triple-beam balance scale and Ford Model T for an AutoTrickler setup and modern pickup because real men use old technology.

 

[502Chevelle]

More meat for the smoker!

 

[Im2bent]

Fuck the naysayers. Wood may have better taste, but pellet smokers have more controlled heat because of improved technology.

Using the the wood smoker's logic they would never ever trade their Ohaus Triple-beam balance scale and Ford Model T for an AutoTrickler setup and modern pickup because real men use old technology.

Nice try but I have a V4 otw and a digiq on my Kamado Big Joe so neener neener,

 

[Familydude]

I've been using a cheap electric smoker for maybe 15 years now, and it's treated me well for that whole time. Just did a brisket last week that turned out amazing.

I'm going to upgrade to a pellet smoker, and i'm looking forward to it. I need to find a special way to dispose of the old electric smoker, a way that will honor it's years of service to smoking my meats.

Branden

I heard some people cure cerekote in them??

 

[Short-bus]

I heard some people cure cerekote in them??

Oh yeah, smokers are popular cerakote ovens...they usually never start off smoking meats first though.

Branden

 

[Short-bus]

A shit load of tannerite.

Then I have to clean up the mess.

Branden

 

[Mike Casselton]

I heard some people cure cerekote in them??

How awesome would that be?
Slide up to the rifle, place your cheek on the rest and take a long sniff.
Ummmmm, BBQ.

 

[powdahound76]

Then I have to clean up the mess.

Branden

Surely you can cruise into the backroads of MO and find the old “dump” off the side of a side road.
Prolly class the place up with an old smoker blown to bits…..


Enjoy the new pellet machine
Darn good tastin eats come off of them, despite the folks who say its “wrong”.

 

[Steel+Killer]

Yeah there’s no such thing as spousal rape. The fact that OP didn’t do this makes me question his sexual preference.

She did give an unsolicited BJ the day before does that count?

 

[Familydude]

How awesome would that be?
Slide up to the rifle, place your cheek on the rest and take a long sniff.
Ummmmm, BBQ.

Exactly.

 

[Maser]

I'm not shitting my pants for some weird kink fetish.

You probably shit your pants for attention instead.