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My wife is pregnant.

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Crispytortilla

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Well I just found out my wife is pregnant and I'm not allowed to tell anyone I know yet. so I figured I'd vent here... Well for the last 6 years we have been trying to get pregnant. It wasn't working so we decided to stop actively trying. Well surprise she's pregnant. I didn't think it was even possible we had been trying for so long. All I can do now is hope its healthy and start getting prepared to be the man my family needs. Wish me luck!

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Awesome news. U must be very proud. I have three myself and just recently finally got the baby boy. Girls are awesome but man I am so excited to have a mini me. I wish you and yours the best and you will figure the daddy thing out as you go. God Bless.
 
Awesome life changer dude. At times your gonna want to strangle your offspring but mostly the pride that you will experience watching them grow is indescribable. Congrats!
 
Long story short, a buddy and myself were having the same problem with our ladies. Lots of practice but no babies. He goes to the doctor and gets tested, has low sperm count and finally... boom, he's all fixed up with a baby on the way.

He tells me to go and get checked out. Says he'd never seen so much porn in his entire life. Anything you could think of... they had it at the doctor's office.

So I go, they hand me a cup and tell me to go to the third door on the left. I'm pumped as hell... all the porn a man could want! Except, no porn here... just a bathroom. I look out in the hall, lady asks if I need anything? I say... uh, no. I'm thinking my insurance must suck.

So, I run through my brain's stash of porn and 15 minutes later I get my own happy ending. Walk it up to the front desk and the lady says with her eyes bugging out..."Mr. Trujillo... we only needed a urine sample."

Fuck my life!
 
Congratulations! Kids are such a wonderful reminder at how adults screw everything up-enjoy the enlightenment!
It is awesome to relive simple pleasures and wonder how I forgot that making a fort or eating a weird snack in a tree house or on a trail adventure was/is waaaay more enjoyable than staying at a very nice hotel or eating at some world renowned restaurant.
 
--BLACKOUT-- said:
Long story short, a buddy and myself were having the same problem with our ladies. Lots of practice but no babies. He goes to the doctor and gets tested, has low sperm count and finally... boom, he's all fixed up with a baby on the way.

He tells me to go and get checked out. Says he'd never seen so much porn in his entire life. Anything you could think of... they had it at the doctor's office.

So I go, they hand me a cup and tell me to go to the third door on the left. I'm pumped as hell... all the porn a man could want! Except, no porn here... just a bathroom. I look out in the hall, lady asks if I need anything? I say... uh, no. I'm thinking my insurance must suck.

So, I run through my brain's stash of porn and 15 minutes later I get my own happy ending. Walk it up to the front desk and the lady says with her eyes bugging out..."Mr. Trujillo... we only needed a urine sample."

Fuck my life!
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Fucking hilarious man...next time just remember - if the Doc tells you he needs a "sample", it's really easy. Just take off your under ware and hand it to him - as, this covers all 3 - urine, semen, and stool:eek:
 
Congrats! I had a coworker who was told by her doctor that she can never have kids gain after her first child was born, but 2 years later she had a second.

... So when do you start selling off your toys? Dibs! :rolleyes:
 
Congratulations! Happy that you are on your way.

Blackout, thats funny stuff right there.....
 
Congrats Man, me and mine went through the same thing for 10yrs. She decided that if she wasn't going to be a mother then there was no point in being a wife either and left me.
I think I came out pretty well on that deal: my gun money is now all MINE. ;)

Sincere congratulations.
 
Congrats Man. Find out if it is a boy or a girl as soon as you can. You need to get cloth now. You will be too busy after they get here. Practice going several days with only cat naps. Stock up on Dreft laundry detergent, and Aveno baby soaps and lotions.
 
Lol, handloader well let Maury povich or Jerry springer decide who the father really is, but for now I'm going to assume I'm to blame. That's probably a really good idea diverdon. Seriously guys thanks I needed some encouragement!

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Congratulations, man! Probably the only thing I'd change in my marriage if I could is to have a kid or two. My wife cannot have children, and we are happy, but every now and again one or the other of us will get to missing that.
Cherish the moments, and raise them right. God Bless.
 
Just remember if it is a girl you have to go out & buy some more guns so that she has some of her own to shoot with you. Now, if it is a boy it is a little different. If a boy you MUST go out & buy LOTS of guns & a Harley / Ducati / Suzuki which you have to break in before he is 18.

By the way, congrats. Now the fun begins!

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[MENTION=63438]Crispytortilla[/MENTION], been there. We tried for seven years to no avail. I understand the whole "it's work now" thing. We finally had to do IVF, have two of the best looking redheads on the planet now (if I do say so myself), one of each, seven years apart.

If you haven't already, go get one of those "Five million and one baby names" books and start NOW getting your lists together, makes the pregnancy more fun, and you're not stressing over names when she's in no mood to be reasonable because she's so uncomfortable.

Have fun talking to her belly, they say the baby can hear you and gets to know your voice.

Welcome to the biggest adventure of your life!

(BTW Blackout - that was one hella funny story. I LOL'd in my office when I read it. )
 
Being a dad will blow your mind. Get ready for the best thing that will ever happen to you.
 
Congrats man, I know the feeling, wife and I went through the same thing, now she's 6 months pregnant, very exciting!!!
 
Congratulations! My wife and I tried for about six years before getting pregnant just before the first cycle if in vitro...with twin girls! Then 6 months after delivery...pregnant again with our son.

Children really are the best and most challenging thing you'll ever experience. Enjoy the ride!
 
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