Re: My Wife Provided this to me today....
Well, while that is funny, I believe my wife would have to have a little "fall down the stairs" if she ever left me a list like that. But on the other hand, I guess she wouldn't have to because I take care of everything on my own and my shit's always squared away.
Edited to add: It would have been even funnier if she cut it out and put it up inside your scope cap. You'd have got to the range, flipped open your scope and been like, "What the fuck....?"