Biden went to the doc this week! Doc asked him what was wrong. He told the doc he took a shit at exactly 730 am every morning. Doc said, well nothing wrong with that. Biden exclaimed, well I don’t wake up till 9!
Did you know Listerine was originally developed to treat gonorrhea? Yep. Put it in a syringe and shot up the pee pee hole. Prior to that they used mercury in the same way. Things just keep getting better and better!
Are we worried about the same people listening in here that planned the kidnapping of MI guvnah Stretchen Gretchen? All they could come up with were some goobers that numbered less than the planners? I didn’t go to college and I could fuck things up just as good as these “Top Men”. How much does it pay? Asking for a friend...
In a shocking blow to the porn Industry. Biden signs an executive order banning porn in all forms seemingly due to the fact there isn’t a current porn category specializing in “smelling the hair of young children.”