Need advice

[Northfl]

So today i went on a killing spree.
did some goofing off this morning and got home and decided to hit the pool with the dog. Started on the beers pretty early so there is that.
anyway, the flys were swarming this afternoon for some reason, so i broke out the a salt gun and went to killing.
now for where i need the advice, i killed a shit ton of these fuckers but there is one left. This sumbich is flying around like the bloody red baron. Even landed on my hand while i was sending out this request.
i need some advice on killing his ass. I have a couple of beer cans around and a big steaming pile of dogshit for bait but this fucker will only sit still for about a half a second.
any help is appreciated

 

[hollowoutadime]

Have a few more beers and forget about it.

 

[oneshot86]

Drink 6 pack.
Put gas in bug sprayer.
Pump up.
Get Bic lighter.
Drink 6 pack.
After wife beats you up, crawl to 7 day store for more beer

 

[Maser]

Never understood the obsession people have with those salt guns. Personally, my rechargeable 4,000v electric racket is way more rewarding to use than any salt gun!

 

[Mater2009]

Buy more ammo.

 

[308pirate]

So today i went on a killing spree.
did some goofing off this morning and got home and decided to hit the pool with the dog. Started on the beers pretty early so there is that.
anyway, the flys were swarming this afternoon for some reason, so i broke out the a salt gun and went to killing.
now for where i need the advice, i killed a shit ton of these fuckers but there is one left. This sumbich is flying around like the bloody red baron. Even landed on my hand while i was sending out this request.
i need some advice on killing his ass. I have a couple of beer cans around and a big steaming pile of dogshit for bait but this fucker will only sit still for about a half a second.
any help is appreciated

 

[Expert684]

Dish of lemon scent dishwashing detergent. I know they sell fly traps you put the detergent in. Gets pretty funky after a few active fly days.

 

[Davo308]

I use an airgun with no pellet. The air blast blows their wings off or sins them. Don't get too close or it will leave fly splatter on the wall.

 

[theLBC]

tannerite

 

[Northfl]

Maser, as a person that you are of the electronic age , i wouldnt expect you to understand.
308 pirate, kind of like shooting ducks on the water
Expert 284, i was always told to not let an animal suffer so the drowning thing is out of the question.
its only the one red baron fucker that is taunting me the others were pretty slow

 

[Jscb1b]

Burn the house down.

 

[NH4X]

Hell, you've had so much practice today................ya should be able to hit him on the fly

 

[Expert684]

Then my last offering is a stout rubber deployed by you and the skill set you have. Which can be used with the consumption of the liquor of your choice.
Happy Hunting.

 

[Loud Lyle]

You need a drone with thermal and a flamethrower. It’s the only way.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Five gallons of gasoline and a match

 

[Alphatreedog]

Load up some saw dust shot shells .

 

[JLTX]

Have the VP come over to sunbathe. That should do it

 

[Jscb1b]

That will draw flys from 5 miles away.

 

[Northfl]

Have the VP come over to sunbathe. That should do it

I already have a steaming pile of dog shit for bait

 

[Maser]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The electric fly swatter is definitely fun. They make a hellofa pop.

 

[RGStory]

Let the red baron fly free.
Always leave one alive to tell the tale.
His tales of slaughter and your greatness will live in memory for generations of flies to come.

 

[rtB]

Hire a hot prostitute fly. The Red Baron will be busy for a good while. Then take him down when he's slow. It almost always works. Probably get some good info on future fly plans out of the deal.

 

[norcalAF]

Call in reinforcements to snipe him off your stinky ass!

 

[Bullfrog08]

Apparently you missed the new rules. Posting pics of that cunt now gets you a week long ban. BYE!

 

[308pirate]

I already have a steaming pile of dog shit for bait

No, the fly will swarm to her nasty cunt. Then you can swat it when it lands.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

This is as bad as opening my mailbox and seeing an issue of American Rifleman with a large picture of hill-er-ee on the cover. I nearly threw up all over the mailbox.

 

[VA-Varminter]

Hardhat

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[Doc68]

Have the VP come over to sunbathe. That should do it

Only if her legs are spread open for that stench.....

Doc