Im in a situationw here Im having to deal with an Austrailian who is a total asshole. Could use some good jokes degrading Austrailisn men. Nothing against you blokes, just that this one needs some comeuppance. Thanks
Need some jokes about Austrailians
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Re: Need some jokes about Austrailians
How about..."shuddup or I'll stab you with a sting wray stinger"
How about..."shuddup or I'll stab you with a sting wray stinger"
Re: Need some jokes about Austrailians
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://lukasland.com/humour/Aussie/Aussie-Jokes.htm </div></div>
Perfect.
Thanks.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://lukasland.com/humour/Aussie/Aussie-Jokes.htm </div></div>
Perfect.
Thanks.
Re: Need some jokes about Austrailians
"God a smart Aussie and a dumb blonde were in a room, and you tossed in a hundred dollar note, who would grab it first?
The blonde - the other two don't exist."
awesome
"God a smart Aussie and a dumb blonde were in a room, and you tossed in a hundred dollar note, who would grab it first?
The blonde - the other two don't exist."
awesome
Re: Need some jokes about Austrailians
One joke I didn't see in the link was this one, told to me by a former South African Defense Force officer:
"Thousands of sheep were recently seen swimming from New Zealand to Australia. The reason was not hard to find; they would rather be screwed than eaten."
One joke I didn't see in the link was this one, told to me by a former South African Defense Force officer:
"Thousands of sheep were recently seen swimming from New Zealand to Australia. The reason was not hard to find; they would rather be screwed than eaten."
Re: Need some jokes about Austrailians
One day, Bill the duck hunter was out on the border of New South
Wales and Victoria shooting ducks. He was having a really good
day, he'd already bagged 6 or 7 ducks and a park ranger came up
to him.
"Did you realise that its not duck season in Victoria anymore
mate." said the ranger.
"I shot these ducks in New South Wales!" Bill replied swiftly.
The ranger then said, "Thats irrelivant if the ducks are from
Victoria, throw me one of the ducks, im an expert and i'll be
able to tell you if its from Victoria, or New South Wales."
Bill, thinking that the Ranger was a bit of a goose, obliged and
threw him the first duck. The ranger then proceeded to part the
ducks tail feathers, and then jammed his index finger straight
up the ducks arse. He then sniffed his finger and called back,
"That one is ok, its from New South Wales, send me the second
one."
Bill laughed and sent him the second duck purley out of
interest. The ranger did the same routine again, and when he
sniffed his finger, he called back,
"This duck is from Victoria, im going to have to report you."
"You're kidding aren't you mate" said Bill "You can't possibly
tell from that!"
"Trust me, im an expert" calls the ranger "Now, what was your
name?"
"Bill Smith"
"And where are you from Bill?"
"Richmond"
"Richmond Victoria, or Richmond New South Wales?"
Bill then proceeded to un-do his belt, drop his daks, and
called back
"You're the fucken expert, you tell me!"
One day, Bill the duck hunter was out on the border of New South
Wales and Victoria shooting ducks. He was having a really good
day, he'd already bagged 6 or 7 ducks and a park ranger came up
to him.
"Did you realise that its not duck season in Victoria anymore
mate." said the ranger.
"I shot these ducks in New South Wales!" Bill replied swiftly.
The ranger then said, "Thats irrelivant if the ducks are from
Victoria, throw me one of the ducks, im an expert and i'll be
able to tell you if its from Victoria, or New South Wales."
Bill, thinking that the Ranger was a bit of a goose, obliged and
threw him the first duck. The ranger then proceeded to part the
ducks tail feathers, and then jammed his index finger straight
up the ducks arse. He then sniffed his finger and called back,
"That one is ok, its from New South Wales, send me the second
one."
Bill laughed and sent him the second duck purley out of
interest. The ranger did the same routine again, and when he
sniffed his finger, he called back,
"This duck is from Victoria, im going to have to report you."
"You're kidding aren't you mate" said Bill "You can't possibly
tell from that!"
"Trust me, im an expert" calls the ranger "Now, what was your
name?"
"Bill Smith"
"And where are you from Bill?"
"Richmond"
"Richmond Victoria, or Richmond New South Wales?"
Bill then proceeded to un-do his belt, drop his daks, and
called back
"You're the fucken expert, you tell me!"
