Guy walks into a bar and says, " I need a beer" Bartender pulls out an ice cold Bud Light. Guy says "Oh no...I cant handle that, what else you got??" Bartender says, "sorry dude, thats all we got." The guy walks out to the bartenders disbelief.
Same guy comes back a few nights later and says "I need a beer." Bartender throws up a Bud Light...guy mumbles something and walks out.
He returns one last time a week later, he just knows this time the bar will have some different kind of beer. Bartender finally says, "I have to ask, dude...what is the problem??? We only carry Bud Light because that is the only beer anyone ever ask for...all the beer drinkers in this town cannot be all wrong."
Guy says "you dont understand, it's what it does to me." "Yeah" says the bartender..."so what does it do to you??" "Well the last time I drank Bud Light I had 15 of them, I went home and blew chunks all night long!!" Bartender says "no bullshit dude, you drink 15 of any kind of beer in this heat and it might make you puke!!"
Guy says "you dont understand...Chunks is the next door neighbors rotweiller!!!"
Same guy comes back a few nights later and says "I need a beer." Bartender throws up a Bud Light...guy mumbles something and walks out.
He returns one last time a week later, he just knows this time the bar will have some different kind of beer. Bartender finally says, "I have to ask, dude...what is the problem??? We only carry Bud Light because that is the only beer anyone ever ask for...all the beer drinkers in this town cannot be all wrong."
Guy says "you dont understand, it's what it does to me." "Yeah" says the bartender..."so what does it do to you??" "Well the last time I drank Bud Light I had 15 of them, I went home and blew chunks all night long!!" Bartender says "no bullshit dude, you drink 15 of any kind of beer in this heat and it might make you puke!!"
Guy says "you dont understand...Chunks is the next door neighbors rotweiller!!!"