Have you seen British Women??? I mean, is this really a chore? Yes, they are all adorable until they turn 15 or so, then their teeth grow in horrible directions and they start wearing potato sacks for clothes and ultimately end up looking like Margaret Thatcher and that horseface Charles married.
Good lord, this is like a reprieve for British Men everywhere! They don't have to service their nags!
Where do they cuff you for this crime? How would the call to police sound....some nosy body calling the police saying "I think they're shaggin across the street!!!"