Maggie’s Now Animal Crackers has become politically Correct
- Thread starter Thud
- Start date
The liberals have become unchained and unglued.
But in my view they just released them because they're gonna need the cages for Team Obama and Hillary.
But in my view they just released them because they're gonna need the cages for Team Obama and Hillary.
The old box looked like shit anyway. The "bars" on the old box were barely fishing lines. Too bad it was changed because of pressure. They should have just changed it anyway.
Meh, if this is their idea of "Winning" Ill take two SCOTUS picks and hopefully a 3rd and 4th.
Yes, probably most kids exposure to these animals was the circus. Some kid sees how magnificent and entertaining an elephant in the flesh is and remembers it for life.
Later when a call to save elephants is made they remember that circus and donate to save those fun bastards.
Now kids will only associate elephants as a food product and they will be wanting to shoot their own to see how tasty they are.
Unintended consequences and why everything libs do blows back on them.
There's still a pic of Harambe on the box. I'm deeply offended and gonna organize a "peaceful" protest that involves throwing rocks at anyone who disagrees with me!
While on the subject of the animals on the box, look up videos of giraffes fighting. It's some of the funniest shit you'll ever see how they whip their long ass necks around! 
I think that "someday" is probably not much more than 1 or 2 generations away if that long.
I.......just can't manage to drum up a single ounce of outrage about this.
They should have a box with the animals escaping the zoo, mauling and trampling people in the streets
The picture I have in my head is hilarious. It’s like something out of mad magazine. I wish I could draw it
Yeah I gotta say that box brought back found childhood memories of an elephant stomping his handler to death . Elephant didn't give a rats ass about anything else in th universe except for one guy . It was actually quite graceful thw way he calmly pursued and stomped . When he was done he calmy walked back out of the tent . So many people screaming and crying . I thought it was truly the greatest show on earth . Beat the crap outta NASCAR .
Plastic straws and now "freeing" the pics of animals on the box of animal crackers...
My faith in humanity is restored.
R
My faith in humanity is restored.
R
Yep a world where you are more likely to see jail time for using a plastic straw or plastic bag than you would if you rape and kill someone, depending on your legal status of course.
That's why they started making them in a frosted variety.
Never mind that the frosting was a bit "fabulous".
I’m talking about 2 gorillas; one on top of some dude gouging his eyes out, and another one beating down some other dude with his own ripped off limb. Fucking elephant stomping a guy to death in a bloody slurry, with a woman being picked up with his trunk, and another guy stabbed to death with the tusks. Lion tearing a few people apart, and a giraffe head butting some dude in the face with his skull bashed apart. Now that’s a box of fuckin crackers for ya!
I've been to a circus twice. The second time I was old enough to know better, but "did it for the children." What a waste of life and money. That's time none of us can buy back. At least we taught the kids that almost ANYTHING is more entertaining than the circus.
I felt uncomfortable at the strip club with the wife and kids.
Every kid knows you're suppose to dip them in chocolate cake frosting when mom isn't looking.
Now for the counter-point...
https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/8/28/17779830/animal-crackers-box-redesign-peta
https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/8/28/17779830/animal-crackers-box-redesign-peta
Absolutely, I have the same idea. I plan to buy a dozen boxes this week and will post pictures of my shooting success, with the title "It's Unethical to Shoot Caged Animals." Don't post or mail boxes with bullet holes to the snow flakes- they'll claim that it's a threat and have our LE friends un-necessarily knocking on our doors.
D
Deleted member 10043
Guest
What I would do is come out with a plain white box that says Animal Crackers on it in plain black print. Then when sales fall to a loss lay everbody on the line off and make a public announcement against PETA advice. Then return to the original box and bring the employees back stating that it was in the best interest for their families and pets who suffered horribly under the layoff.
Similar threads
