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Maggie’s Nudist Colony

427Cobra

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  • Nov 24, 2005
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    A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.

    On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.

    The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?'

    The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

    She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

    Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

    Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.

    Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man.

    'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

    'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.'

    The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

    The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.

    'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

    'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'

    'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here
     
    Re: Nudist Colony

    Maybe some beano will help the gas go away and the little blue pill will keep little willy standing tall, no need to cancel the membership keep the little blonde happy
     
    Re: Nudist Colony

    Unfortunately, I'll never forget my first "visit" to the nudist colony we have in our township here. Just out of high school, joined the fire department, one of the first things learned was how to run the tanker trucks by filling swimming pools, a penny a gallon. Got my first address that needed they're pool filled, with some chuckles from the dispatch room as I turned to leave. Found the mailbox, pulled in the drive and proceeded through the security gate. It all clicked as I drove by the folks mowing the grass, wearing nothing but smiles. More naked older folks re-shingling the roof of they're cabin, and some more popped up in what appeared to be the community garden. Figuring the worst is over, I keep following the drive, hoping to find this pool and get it over with. Just about the time I thought to myself "ok, maybe that was it" (fingers crossed for just one hottie).....I pull around to what looks like, yep........ a pool with no water in it..........AND a deep end full of like 40 naked folks (that gravity has not been good to)....waving they're arms and cheering that they're pool water has arrived!