Ok Pit dwellers, Caption This

[DuneBoer]

 

[Dirty D]

“Hey kettle, the pot called…”

 

[Dirty D]

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...... so like I was saying if you sell that months allotment of candles, they use the proceeds to go towards the next months, and you get a bonus paid in essential oils! Let me know if I can sign you up!

“I told you not to let Bender do your prostate exam, you realized I was right about the same time you realized that he had a hand on each shoulder!”

 

[The King]

"What are we gonna do when mom and dad find out I'm pregnant, Billy?"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

"What are we gonna do when mom and dad find out I'm pregnant, cousin Billy?"

FIFY...

Sirhr

 

[LawnMM]

 

[mvphilly]

Please touch my dirty spot.

 

[Thorny]

I kin do things wit my right hand, that will make you foget I caynt put my left arm down.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Literally found this randomly on the internet last night.

 

[Kemper]

I went to that stupid gun range with you , so now we're going over there to do some metal detecting.

 

[babyguppy]

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'Go see @Dirty D he has a woman with big titties

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Again, random find.

 

[Snipe260]

“Look! A pidgeon is giving a man a blowjob!”

 

[Soulezoo]

Damn! This thread should come with a warning for anyone who's drinking good liquor:


PROCEED WITH CAUTION - READING THIS MAY CAUSE SPIT-TAKES


Well done, gentlemen!

Had mine. Started with Buffalo Trace. Had a glass of The Prisoner with my blue cheese rib eye. Finishing the night with Stagg Jr.
Just buzzed enough to enjoy the thread without talking about my cousin story. Or was that my sister story?

 

[NoDopes]

You like my new tattoo?
It says I suck a$$
My friend @Bigfatcock did it for me.

 

[JJMoody]

So this guy told me I should Go be poor way over there…

 

[TheMammoth]

 

[JoshPutman]

"Hey, does my breath smell like cum?"

 

[accurate obsession]

 

[Cynical]

You get the ass right after I poke it in your ass.