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Okay, I Now Like The Winter Olympics!

Krav69

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I didn't think much of Curling until yesterday, when I watched the U.S. Curling team lose heartbreaker after nailbiter. But today I'm watching the Women's events, and I've noticed a stunning pattern.

The chicks, from all countries, are freakin' hot!

I thought that they would be bacon and cheese eating fat Wisconsin chicks with a pack of Marlboro Reds rolled up in their concert t-shirts. I stand corrected, and will admit that I was soooo horribly wrong. I hope all parties will accept my humble apologies.

So, if you want hotties and nailbiting action, all in a tense game-of-inches design, tune into the Women's Curling events.
 
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Except Denmark. Their team is looking rough. All of the curling hotties take a back to the women's Canadian biathlon team, though. They put out a nude calendar to raise money for their Olympic efforts.
 
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Damn straight, I noticed this when the games were here in UT in 2002....not only are most of the curlers pretty good looking....they are also pretty bendy
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I was a little embarrassed when the best the USA could do at the men's Biathalon was 22nd place. Of course Germany did superb as did the other northern European countries. I guess maybe the USA is becoming more anti-gun than I thought.
 
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Hoping the biathlon one day gets back to the high power centerfire rifles at various ranges from 100-250 yards of the late 50s - early 60's. Seems a little better than 22lr at 50 yards. In no way meant as disrespect to the current competitors... i guarantee every one is a better shot than me. I just would like to see the previous format or even further ranges.
 
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I believe the US men had their highest ever biathlon finish this year in one of the biathlon events. We've never in our history won a medal in biathlon. In fact, we've never even come close. We're actually getting better at it, not worse.

Edit: It was Sgt. Jeremy Teela of the UT Nat'l Guard. He finished 9th in the 10km sprint. news article
 
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There is nothing wrong with hearing a woman curler yelling "HARD HARD HARD" and "FASTER FASTER FASTER" in several different languages.
 
Re: Okay, I Now Like The Winter Olympics!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Krav69</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

The chicks, from all countries, are freakin' hot!
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Two guesses -

1. You live somewhere warm or flat

2. You have never been a ski / snowboard racer or instructor


Good luck
 
Re: Okay, I Now Like The Winter Olympics!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mo_Zam_Beek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Krav69</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

The chicks, from all countries, are freakin' hot!
</div></div>

Two guesses -

1. You live somewhere warm or flat

2. You have never been a ski / snowboard racer or instructor


Good luck </div></div>

Hate to break it to you my friend but the coming from UT the land of the snowboarder good looking snowboard chics are few and far between. Most just stink like a bad mix of last week bukakke, B.O., and patchouli, have fat rolls dangling over there baggy ass pants, and have never heard of any kind of grooming products.
 
Re: Okay, I Now Like The Winter Olympics!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: smokshwn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mo_Zam_Beek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Krav69</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

The chicks, from all countries, are freakin' hot!
</div></div>

Two guesses -

1. You live somewhere warm or flat

2. You have never been a ski / snowboard racer or instructor


Good luck </div></div>

Hate to break it to you my friend but the coming from UT the land of the snowboarder good looking snowboard chics are few and far between. Most just stink like a bad mix of last week bukakke, B.O., and patchouli, have fat rolls dangling over there baggy ass pants, and have never heard of any kind of grooming products. </div></div>


Tourists and weekend ticket punchers.

When I was running gates and collecting a check for showin folks how to carve a turn or three - most of the gals that were around (racing or teaching) were fit and good looking. The ones that weren't were still fit.


Good luck
 
Re: Okay, I Now Like The Winter Olympics!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mo_Zam_Beek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: smokshwn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mo_Zam_Beek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Krav69</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

The chicks, from all countries, are freakin' hot!
</div></div>

Two guesses -

1. You live somewhere warm or flat

2. You have never been a ski / snowboard racer or instructor


Good luck </div></div>

Hate to break it to you my friend but the coming from UT the land of the snowboarder good looking snowboard chics are few and far between. Most just stink like a bad mix of last week bukakke, B.O., and patchouli, have fat rolls dangling over there baggy ass pants, and have never heard of any kind of grooming products. </div></div>


Tourists and weekend ticket punchers.

When I was running gates and collecting a check for showin folks how to carve a turn or three - most of the gals that were around (racing or teaching) were fit and good looking. The ones that weren't were still fit.


Good luck </div></div>

Yeah the tourists tend to keep up with the program but I wish the locals would at least start sharing a razor
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