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Maggie’s Oldie but Goodie

BAT_Boy

critter_bill
Minuteman
Sep 1, 2005
390
24
Williamston, SC
<span style="font-weight: bold">Rodeo Position</span>

Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!"

The other says, "What's the rodeo?"

"Well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite position too' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!"