I was really upset. Heard other’s were getting their notices that if they didn’t pay their traffic fines, we would get our licenses suspended and reported to the toll booth.
Finally today I got mine. I forwarded them to the Nigerian prince who is giving me ten million dollars if I let him use my bank account to hide his billions. I’m sure he can take care of it all.
So, gotta run, I got a letter from an out of state finance company that they are going to loan me $800,000 on my house as a second mortgage with no down payment, just sign up and get the cash. No payment required until August of 2027.
Serious. When our home was valued in the middle 200,000’s (it’s only a 1500 sq ft cottage.) I got an offer for a loan by one of these mail out loan agencies that they would loan us $450,000.00 on our home, sight unseen.
Guess I better get my ticket paid right now.
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Finally today I got mine. I forwarded them to the Nigerian prince who is giving me ten million dollars if I let him use my bank account to hide his billions. I’m sure he can take care of it all.
So, gotta run, I got a letter from an out of state finance company that they are going to loan me $800,000 on my house as a second mortgage with no down payment, just sign up and get the cash. No payment required until August of 2027.
Serious. When our home was valued in the middle 200,000’s (it’s only a 1500 sq ft cottage.) I got an offer for a loan by one of these mail out loan agencies that they would loan us $450,000.00 on our home, sight unseen.
Guess I better get my ticket paid right now.
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