starting this thread to see how many oxymorons we can gome up with. Ill start.
Near Miss - WTF never understood this wouldn't a near miss be a hit.
Near Miss - WTF never understood this wouldn't a near miss be a hit.
Maggie’s OxyMorons thread
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Re: OxyMorons thread
My 3 all time favorites:
1) Jumbo Shrimp
2) The Living Dead
3) Agree to Disagree
My 3 all time favorites:
1) Jumbo Shrimp
2) The Living Dead
3) Agree to Disagree
Re: OxyMorons thread
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shootist2004</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Horus Vision Customer Service </div></div>
+ 1 nailed that one.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shootist2004</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Horus Vision Customer Service </div></div>
+ 1 nailed that one.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FormulaZR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Government Worker. Excluding military, of course.</div></div>
Must be a military fanboy and has not served. I know more servicemen that destroy shit to get out of the work they are assigned, plus no one will ask them in the future. Epitome of government worker. Let's be real here. Not everyone is a door kicker or bullet slinger. It takes 80-90 pog's to support one solider. Seriously?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FormulaZR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Government Worker. Excluding military, of course.</div></div>
Must be a military fanboy and has not served. I know more servicemen that destroy shit to get out of the work they are assigned, plus no one will ask them in the future. Epitome of government worker. Let's be real here. Not everyone is a door kicker or bullet slinger. It takes 80-90 pog's to support one solider. Seriously?
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I had a solider put 15W-40 in an M998 transmission, thinking SOMEHOW they wouldn't have to go to the field in their truck didn't run... The wonders never cease.....
I had a solider put 15W-40 in an M998 transmission, thinking SOMEHOW they wouldn't have to go to the field in their truck didn't run... The wonders never cease.....
Re: OxyMorons thread
"fighting violence"
or when out for a night of hogging and you ask your buddy "hey, whats the skinny on fat rolls mcgee over there?"
"fighting violence"
or when out for a night of hogging and you ask your buddy "hey, whats the skinny on fat rolls mcgee over there?"
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RidgeAve. Rifleman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Cold as Hell </div></div>
Actually according to Dante, the fifth level of hell is actually supposed to be absolutely freezing cold.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RidgeAve. Rifleman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Cold as Hell </div></div>
Actually according to Dante, the fifth level of hell is actually supposed to be absolutely freezing cold.
Re: OxyMorons thread
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Glock30</div><div class="ubbcode-body">biggie smalls </div></div>
+1
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Glock30</div><div class="ubbcode-body">biggie smalls </div></div>
+1
