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Please Don't Shave And Drive

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    http://keysnews.com/print/21349

    FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus

    Florida Keys News - Key West Citizen
    Friday, March 5, 2010

    FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus
    BY ADAM LINHARDT Citizen Staff
    [email protected]
    As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.



    Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.



    "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."



    If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road.



    The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation.



    Barnes and Charles Judy were southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. when they slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. His passengers were a man and two women; the latter were treated for minor injuries at Lower Keys Medical Center, FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said.



    Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph to make a turn when the Thunderbird hit him, traveling about 45 mph, which was within the speed limit, Dunick said.



    Barnes allegedly drove another half-mile, then switched seats with Judy, who allegedly claimed to be driving, Annunziato said.



    "She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick said. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?' "



    Burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying belied their story, Dunick said. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, he said.



    Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged.



    Barnes faces a maximum of a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation due to the wreck, Dunne said.



    "My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there's a funny side to this, but it's also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this," Dunick said. "It is unbelievable. I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArcticLight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">While she was going to meet her boyfriend.
    Her ex husband was holding the wheel.

    That alone says something.. </div></div>

    You are so right on this!
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Florida. Nuff said. </div></div>

    <span style="font-size: 26pt">HEY!</span>







    <span style="font-size: 8pt">You mispelled enough...</span>
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArcticLight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">While she was going to meet her boyfriend.
    Her ex husband was holding the wheel.

    That alone says something.. </div></div>

    Thats what I was thinking.
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

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    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    You cant fix someone this stupid. Sometimes I lose faith in natural selection. How can someone make it 37 years in this world with that kind of head on their shoulders?
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    I "have heard" that the further south ya go the dumber people get. That phrase and one involving who won the civil war usually gets people goin pretty good. **DISCLAIMER** the original portion of this post does not apply in regards to anything involving a lot of math it that were the case i would live in Antartica.
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    But hey look on the bright side in regards to this article...at least she wasn't wearing a diaper.
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ghogs Nightmare</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I "have heard" that the further south ya go the dumber people get. </div></div>

    Did you hear this from the same "smart" people who choose to spend 6 months out of the year shoveling snow?
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">While we're on the subject, what about flossing while driving?</div></div>

    I've read the story twice now and it doesn't indicate if she was wearing a thong or not.
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ratbert</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ghogs Nightmare</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I "have heard" that the further south ya go the dumber people get. </div></div>

    Did you hear this from the same "smart" people who choose to spend 6 months out of the year shoveling snow?



    </div></div>

    Nope ran into a bunch a dummies runnin away from a soup bowl that filled up with water
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    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">While we're on the subject, what about flossing while driving? </div></div>

    Flossing's OK in Florida, because most drivers can take their teeth out and hand them to a passenger.
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    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArcticLight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">While she was going to meet her boyfriend.
    Her ex husband was holding the wheel.

    That alone says something.. </div></div>

    Says to me she likes to party...
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArcticLight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">While she was going to meet her boyfriend.
    Her ex husband was holding the wheel.

    That alone says something.. </div></div>

    Says to me she likes to party... </div></div>

    Like a rock star....
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    Unfortunately, in society we now protect and preserve those that would normally succumb to natural selection.

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hamr56</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You cant fix someone this stupid. Sometimes I lose faith in natural selection. How can someone make it 37 years in this world with that kind of head on their shoulders?</div></div>
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Florida. Nuff said. </div></div>

    +1. I travel there for business all the time. I am never amazed.
     
    Re: Please Don't Shave And Drive

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LS6TT</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Florida. Nuff said. </div></div>

    +1. I travel there for business all the time. I am never amazed. </div></div>

    This coming from a Texan no less. You should come out here to Kalifornia, it makes my native Florida look tame. As much as I hate to point it out, the crazies are almost exclusively transplants that move to Florida to enjoy the lack of seasons and 70 degree Christmases. If any of you yankees desire your fodder, the people who have long family lineages in Florida would be more than happy to send them back.
    Lastly, my father worked for the Florida Highway Patrol for 27 years and never lacked a crazy story for all the people he encountered during his time.

    Josh