I have wondered if some of the people blown up by these bombs are Porch Pirates that gather up boxes shipped to others and run with them and someone decided they had had enough of that?
I had a box shipped to me and within about 120 seconds from the time it was dropped, the driver did ring the door bell, there was a Porch Pirate hauling it off.
It took me about 60 seconds to put my pants on and slip on my boots from the time the door bell rang so as to not gross out the neighbors as I was running Commando inside of my house, and believe me you don't want to see that,and there was a Latina coming up to my porch to retrieve my package.
She had the package in hand and was leaving when I smacked her upside her head as hard as I could and put the boots to her as she rolled towards the sidewalk.
The guy driving kept hollering Ondelay or some such shit as that.
I immediately called in a Police report and they caught her in the ER where she was complaining about a laceration to her scalp and numerous bruises and contusions to her body. All in Spanish as the only English words she knew were"Please Stop,"
I hope I don't hear anything about this incident from my local PD. and don't expect to other than giving them a statement.
I don't condone blowing the bastards up but I don't think it hurts to give them a full body massage when caught in the act.
If they do blow up,"I understand." not saying that is good. FM
PS I got my box and all it contained in good shape other than a few blood drops on the outside.
I had a box shipped to me and within about 120 seconds from the time it was dropped, the driver did ring the door bell, there was a Porch Pirate hauling it off.
It took me about 60 seconds to put my pants on and slip on my boots from the time the door bell rang so as to not gross out the neighbors as I was running Commando inside of my house, and believe me you don't want to see that,and there was a Latina coming up to my porch to retrieve my package.
She had the package in hand and was leaving when I smacked her upside her head as hard as I could and put the boots to her as she rolled towards the sidewalk.
The guy driving kept hollering Ondelay or some such shit as that.
I immediately called in a Police report and they caught her in the ER where she was complaining about a laceration to her scalp and numerous bruises and contusions to her body. All in Spanish as the only English words she knew were"Please Stop,"
I hope I don't hear anything about this incident from my local PD. and don't expect to other than giving them a statement.
I don't condone blowing the bastards up but I don't think it hurts to give them a full body massage when caught in the act.
If they do blow up,"I understand." not saying that is good. FM
PS I got my box and all it contained in good shape other than a few blood drops on the outside.