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Maggie’s Post You Local Craigslist Ad Fail.

shankster..

Gunny Sergeant
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Craigslist dating ad fail:


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Re: Post You Local Craigslist Ad Fail.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LRS_Ranger</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll bet he gets loads of snatch... </div></div>

+1, what a pimp
 
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The ad is now gone but the text was found...

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You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w (Danbury, CT)

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Date: 2009-12-04, 11:19AM EST

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You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.


Location: Danbury, CT
 
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WTF is the deal with that model train guy?! It took me awhile to figure out what "JO" was, but I think I figured it out - which I am not happy about.

At least he's not gay, that's good to know. My feelings on it though are if you have to specify that you are not gay... you probably are.

Also, I have a feeling those VACUUM tubes are still for sale
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Windows media center remote. $15.00 at any computer store.

The fail is strong with this one [/Vader impersonation]