Poverty Sucks- Jed Clampett's House
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Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
The Beverly Hillbillies
[Closing Theme:]
Well now it's time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Hillbilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
All ways wanted to be that type of poor . Nice house ,
Fancy cars , pretty drug addled young girls with daddy issues
its my American dream . critters in the yard , vittles in the cooking pot . need a little more room for the shooting range out back and a huge mountains as a berm .
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
The Beverly Hillbillies
[Closing Theme:]
Well now it's time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Hillbilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
All ways wanted to be that type of poor . Nice house ,
Fancy cars , pretty drug addled young girls with daddy issues
its my American dream . critters in the yard , vittles in the cooking pot . need a little more room for the shooting range out back and a huge mountains as a berm .
Running that house would require a staff of 20...at least.
What possesses someone to want that???
I'd rather have a 5,000 square foot cabin on 1,000 acres in VT or ME
What possesses someone to want that???
I'd rather have a 5,000 square foot cabin on 1,000 acres in VT or ME
Well let me tell y'all a story 'bout a man named Jed.
He took Ellie Mae and he threw her on the bed.
Pulled down his zipper, whipped out his worm,
And out from his worm came a bubblin' sperm
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He took Ellie Mae and he threw her on the bed.
Pulled down his zipper, whipped out his worm,
And out from his worm came a bubblin' sperm
beverly hillbillies | John "Dr.dirty" Valby
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$200 mil for 10 fucking acres? Get the fuck outta here. Here's 60k acres for $60mil.
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IX Ranch - Sold - Montana - Hall and Hall
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only have $194,999,000 left to save up before I can buy it
but then I am going to need to install my own power plant so I am sure it has power
but then I am going to need to install my own power plant so I am sure it has power
IIRC there was 90k acres with a lot of great stuff for 20 mil or so, in near Sheridan WY.
I would rather be in northern WY.
Plus you can win “fastest to check out” when the Yellowstone super volcano finally pops!!
I would rather be in northern WY.
Plus you can win “fastest to check out” when the Yellowstone super volcano finally pops!!
Note to self: Never accept mail from Dippy.
I think it was closer to 24k acres and the rest was leasing rights.
I looked at that too.
Checked my pockets and came up just a little $$,$$$,$$$ short.
