Maggie’s PSA... Right Tit Left Tit

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Do you show favoritism to one side or the other?
If you are unsure you should ask your woman.
After 33 years I was recently informed that I was a right tit guy.

 

[1moaoff]

Are we talking from the front or the back?
I find that helps to average it out.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Her right or left.

 

[Mac 181FA]

Back left front right

 

[clcustom1911]

Whatever one she puts in my face. If I am left to my own devices, I'm all over the place.

 

[1moaoff]

 

[clcustom1911]

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Yup. I too am a fan. Especially awesome fake ones. Silicone preferred over saline.

 

[1moaoff]

 

[TheGerman]

I dated a girl once that apparently kept score as to how much attention you gave to either tit, as she would then demand you do the same to the other.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I may get old but I refuse to grow up!!

 

[powdahound76]

Hmmm.

I believe its pretty equal based on past experience.

In circumstances where one seems to get more pelvic movement or moans, I would say we would all give it a little more time. Some girls have a more sensitive nipple.

All depends.

If your tongue is truly talented, you do what you want and they dont say much except “Holy Shit”....... ?

And that discussion belongs in the NOM NOM NOM thread..... ?

 

[1moaoff]

I do remember a delta delta delta that had a name for each boob and her kitty...

And now I'm old?‍

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

No set are identical twins.
Well unless a doctor has manipulated what God gave them.

 

[clcustom1911]

I dated a girl once that apparently kept score as to how much attention you gave to either tit, as she would then demand you do the same to the other.

 

[Carlos Danger]

I'm usually not in a state of mind at that point to make those kind of educated decisions.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Yes...............

 

[Alabusa]

I am an equal opportunity tit lover. I try to give each sample loving.

 

[Slash0311]

A family member told me that "you can only fit so much of a boob in your mouth at a time. But the fun is trying to fit it all."

My two cents: boobies make me happy. Who cares left or right.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Damn you, now im going to consciously think about it.

Im right handed so probably her left.

 

[502Chevelle]

I had never even thought about this before. Damn you! Now I’m going to have to spend a whole day trying to figure it out. Be back tomorrow.......

 

[texastonk]

the left tit is the better tit. Damn nursing kids fucked up the right one.

 

[502Chevelle]

Well, I am happy to report that in our house, there is no discrimination. The Queen has stated that there is equal time, and neither of “the twins” feels slighted.

 

[Barneybdb]

No preference.....

 

[Reverie Ranges]

How do you quantify a motorboat?

 

[Barneybdb]

Mode 1 or Mode 2???

 

[FS1]

This thread needs to be reported! A thread about boobies with no boobies. Blasphemy.

 

[1moaoff]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I may need to inquire about percentage. Is it a 60-40 thing or 70-30?
I told her that from now on any time I touch the left one she is going to wonder if it's naturally or am I just trying to make up for lost time

 

[Slash0311]

Guys. We, as a group, must do better. It took 27 posts before the first boobie was seen. Which was a left... RIGHTS need represented too!

But the simple fact it took 27 posts before anyone posted A boobie, left or right, shows a definite slip by our fellow deplorable hide members. WE MUST DO BETTER! So here is a right to balance things.

And boobies make me happy.

 

[1moaoff]

This is a set of boobies. You must play with them both!

 

[1moaoff]

Glad to raise the group average!

 

[Jefe's Dope]

I always prefer the good one.

 

[Lesch]

I love big boobs..... I love small boobs .....I love all boobs!

 

[Soulezoo]

You love man boobs too?

I draw the line....

 

[Lesch]

Sorry.....I didn't know that was even in the equation.

So.....all boobs, that are on women, that are born a woman. Now big little perky saggy caged free ranging all get the same treatment.....hands on and licked clean!

 

[Maser]

Wow! I didn't know tits were engaged in a gang turf war. East Tit vs West Tit.

 

[Slash0311]

At some point someone will figure out this thead started as a typo of left TWIX right TWIX...

Plus, why am I hearing Waylon Jennings in his narrator's voice from Dukes of Hazzard??

 

[Barneybdb]

Both look shiny???

 

[powdahound76]

Apparently Im an equal opportunity attention giver.

I asked..... It was met with much laughter and then an honest answer.

 

[shdz-762]

Her left because I'm right handed.

 

[NCHillbilly]

It's a shame women don't have a tit on their back too. It'd give you something to play with while you dance.

 

[1moaoff]

It's called Ass

It's a shame women don't have a tit on their back too. It'd give you something to play with while you dance.

 

[NCHillbilly]

It's called Ass

WOW, your gal has an ass on her back? That must look strange!

 

[Northfl]

Know why the call the section between the tits and hips a waist??
cause six more boobs could easily fit between them