The math on Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorse is as follows:
After 5yrs. of marriage,he paid her $49million bucks.
Assuming he got laid every night during their 5yr. relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per.poke.
LEASING
On the other hand(no pun intended,New York Gov.Elliot Spitzer's hooker,Kristen,an absolute stunner with a body like no other,charges $4,000 an hour.For anything.
Had Mr. Paul "employd"Kristen for just an hour of sex every night for 5yrs. he would have paid $7.3 million,a savings of $41.7 million.
Valuable Perks;
-a 22yr.old smoking red-hot babe
-no begging/coaxing
-never a headache
-plays all requests
-no "honey-do list."
Best of all,she leaves when your done,and comes back when asked.All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing does make more sense.
After 5yrs. of marriage,he paid her $49million bucks.
Assuming he got laid every night during their 5yr. relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per.poke.
LEASING
On the other hand(no pun intended,New York Gov.Elliot Spitzer's hooker,Kristen,an absolute stunner with a body like no other,charges $4,000 an hour.For anything.
Had Mr. Paul "employd"Kristen for just an hour of sex every night for 5yrs. he would have paid $7.3 million,a savings of $41.7 million.
Valuable Perks;
-a 22yr.old smoking red-hot babe
-no begging/coaxing
-never a headache
-plays all requests
-no "honey-do list."
Best of all,she leaves when your done,and comes back when asked.All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing does make more sense.
