Quickie in the Bushes
There are two statues
in a park. One of a nude man
and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing
each other across a
pathway for a hundred years,
then one day an angel
comes down from the sky and,
with a single
gesture, brings the two to life!
The
angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient
through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters,
you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what
you've wished to do
the most."
looks
at her, she looks at him,
and they go running
behind the shrubbery.
The
angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
After
fifteen minutes, the two return,
out of breath and
laughing.
The angel tells them,
"Um, you have fifteen minutes left,
would you care to do
it again?"
He asks
her, "Shall we?"
She
eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
positions.
This time, I'll hold
the pigeon down and you poop on its head.'
There are two statues
in a park. One of a nude man
and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing
each other across a
pathway for a hundred years,
then one day an angel
comes down from the sky and,
with a single
gesture, brings the two to life!
The
angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient
through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters,
you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what
you've wished to do
the most."
looks
at her, she looks at him,
and they go running
behind the shrubbery.
The
angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
After
fifteen minutes, the two return,
out of breath and
laughing.
The angel tells them,
"Um, you have fifteen minutes left,
would you care to do
it again?"
He asks
her, "Shall we?"
She
eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
positions.
This time, I'll hold
the pigeon down and you poop on its head.'
