Rednecks meet Russians

[tomcatmv]

Hope this works

 

[eca7891]

Try again?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

clicking a link should not be an eleventy-two part process.

Please, try again.

 

[tomcatmv]

Sorry but I can't get it to work.

 

[candyx]

What kind of redneck shit is this ?

 

[Im2bent]

So I unzipped the .mov and its a bit by a comedian on what would happen if we were attacked.

 

[tomcatmv]

What kind of redneck shit is this ?

It came as an attachment to an email. I can't get it to attach here but if you shoot me a PM I can forward the email if you want.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Is this thread breakdown the fault of the Russians? Or the Rednecks?

Just wondering aloud…

Sirhr

 

[Keeper22]

Waiting....Waiting..... I need a good laugh

 

[Darayavaus]

Russia might have more rednecks than Appalachia. Anybody who lives in the countryside typically qualifies. Crack open a jug of moonshine or cheap vodka and they'll probably find common ground.

 

[lariat]

Russia might have more rednecks than Appalachia. Anybody who lives in the countryside typically qualifies. Crack open a jug of moonshine or cheap vodka and they'll probably find common ground.

As long as it isn’t crocodil.

 

[hlee]

Is this thread breakdown the fault of the Russians? Or the Rednecks?

Just wondering aloud…

Sirhr

Yes

 

[n2ishun]

People are having trouble downloading and then opening a .zip file ?
WTF ?
Are you qualified to run those electronics in front of you ?
(that was rhetorical....obviously you're not)

 

[sharac]

Thats why rednecks never meet unless properly trained, indocted and in official camo clothes - they might find much in common and decide to unite forces to remove "non rednecks" from the planet...

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[The D]

You mean, meet an identical version of themselves that speak a different language?

 

[338 Mollett]

AINTRY !!

 

[Dirty D]

View attachment 7924741

That video loads slow AF!

 

[lariat]

That video loads slow AF!

Because its a slow assed video.

 

[rtB]

Here we are on the brink of nuclear annihilation and we're trying to unzip a file and clicking on pictures of asses. Maybe we deserve it.

 

[hlee]

Downloading and unzipping a random file you found on a public forum is how you give your computer monkey pox...

 

[theLBC]

it might be amusing, but dude doesn't know what a redneck really is, and there aren't that many of them anymore.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Well, the video worked, but it downloaded to my hard drive. I'm just glad @tomcatmv is not a computer hacker, because I fell right into that trap.
But, the video is correct. We Southern Rednecks would take care of any Russian invasion three hours before the Marines arrived.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Russia might have more rednecks than Appalachia. Anybody who lives in the countryside typically qualifies. Crack open a jug of moonshine or cheap vodka and they'll probably find common ground.

Appalachian’s are hillbillys. Its a different class of white trash.

Rednecks live on flatter ground. In southern Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Florida.

 

[candyx]

Is Bill Clinton a hillbilly or white trash.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Is Bill Clinton a hillbilly or white trash.

Yes.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Is Bill Clinton a hillbilly or white trash.

Arkansas is west of the Mississippi. Not a RedNeck.

 

[remmynikon.308]

Is Bill Clinton a hillbilly or white trash.

 

[JoshPutman]

Downloading and unzipping a random file you found on a public forum is how you give your computer monkey pox...

Digital STD

 

[BCP]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Monkey Pox has been deemed racist. I believe @sirhrmechanic has renamed it Broke Back Pox.
We don't want to get this shut down so.

Downloading and unzipping a random file you found on a public forum is how you give your computer monkey pox...

Ohh wait, that's bigotry. Ahhh shit, this politically correct shit is too difficult to keep up with.
Nevermind

 

[oneshot86]

Well, the video worked, but it downloaded to my hard drive. I'm just glad @tomcatmv is not a computer hacker, because I fell right into that trap.
But, the video is correct. We Southern Rednecks would take care of any Russian invasion three hours before the Marines arrived.

True, and, many of those rednecks are probably former Marines or infantry army

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Monkey Pox has been deemed racist. I believe @sirhrmechanic has renamed it Broke Back Pox.
We don't want to get this shut down so.

Ohh wait, that's bigotry. Ahhh shit, this politically correct shit is too difficult to keep up with.
Nevermind

Brokeback Blisters…. ;-)