RIP Loni Anderson

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I recall Bert saying she was a dry hole. No pussy, withheld sex always and fucked like a corpse after she tricked him into marriage.

Apparently the pussy flowed on the casting couch, after that you just had a mannequin that emptied your bank account.

He hated her til he died. He pretended to reconcile for the sake of the kid.
 
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I recall Bert saying she was a dry hole. No pussy, withheld sex always and fucked like a corpse after she tricked him into marriage.

Apparently the pussy flowed on the casting couch, after that you just had a mannequin that emptied your bank account.

He hated her til he died. He pretended to reconcile for the sake of the kid.
Her and Burt had a house in these parts. I can believe that. Had a friend that did some work for them, and the stories were pretty wild. Burt basically just tolerated her and her bullshit apparently.

She would come into town to shop, and bring the driver, and the housekeeper. The driver drove the shopping cart, and the housekeeper grabbed whatever she pointed at. She was above such things as grabbing something off a shelf I suppose. That's for plebs.
 
I recall Bert saying she was a dry hole. No pussy, withheld sex always and fucked like a corpse after she tricked him into marriage.

Apparently the pussy flowed on the casting couch, after that you just had a mannequin that emptied your bank account.

He hated her til he died. He pretended to reconcile for the sake of the kid.
Not that I ever cared about either of them, particular her, but none of that surprises me.

I never came across her, but when tom cruise was married to nicole kidman, his mother lived in our area. The two of them would occasionally visit his mom. Well distributed stories from the locals were that she was a real asshole. Nothing "pretty" about any of that.
 
I recall one time during either the OSCARs or EMMYs when Burt won an award for something. The previous award announced was for Kirstie Alley. Part of her acceptance speech was to thank her (then) husband Parker Stevenson for "giving me the 'big one' all these years." Burt gave the next acceptance speech and thanked Loni for "giving me the 'big two'..." etc. But one could tell his heart wasn't in it. It just wasn't.

IIRC, he left nothing to his son Quinton (that he had with Loni) in his will. If I['m not mistaken, he took care of Quinton directly while he was still alive, so that whatever he wanted for Quinton would not get tangled up in a huge Probate fight. Perhaps, a huge trust account or something.