Tell us some cool stories dude dont hog all the vagina! Your hide brethren want to know!
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Well, you ready...? There was this one time at band camp where Bush Sr. met with Bin Laden, you know when their fams were all buddy buddy and whatnot...and well shit that’s as far as I’m gonna go.
Holyyy shitt!!
On a related note..
Félix Rodríguez (soldier) - Wikipedia
@Short-bus hook us up with some stories bro
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If you gonna blow the lid on something you got to know how and he smart about it. First hint, no gov entity is gonna be your friend. Second hint, you better disappear before making the move. And well I can go on and on but you’ll never live a normal life. They will find you eventually. Everyone is found, eventually.Holyyy shitt!!
On a related note..
The "hero of a hundred unknown battles"^^ was in the torture room where DEA Agent Kiki Camarena was killed, after he discovered the CIA was training the Contras on Rafael Caro Quintero's giant weed ranch and was gonna blow the whole deal wide open.Félix Rodríguez (soldier) - Wikipedia
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I would assume so. I don't remember a lot of specifics on the bag. I remember we had a 45 min drive, and the 2 front seat guys put their phones in a bag, and told myself and the other backseat passenger to put our phones in the bag. They closed it, and put it in the glovebox, and we had a enlightening conversation.
Branden
What a let down. This is like almost climaxing and then your kid walks in the room.
@Short-bus is holding out on us dude
What he meant to say was that the badass red cell dudes actually blindfolded & flex-cuffed him, put a MEUSOC 1911 to his head, then forced HIM to take out a transformer from 1500yd w/ their .300 WM WA2000 + TBAC can. After which he was made to cross the border with them, and had to singlehandedly go into a corrupt Mexican mayor's house, naked, take out his police detail, then kidnap said Mexican mayor for extradition. The mayor tried to bribe everyone involved for his freedom, and they took his money but still kidnapped him anyway.
They all went out for drinks afterward, and the red cell guys roofied him to try and make him forget but it didnt work.
^^This is the story we were hoping for @Short-bus ...
A let down indeed.
Ohh shitt!
Former .fed big dick badass has entered the chat!
@Skunk I know you got some absolutely juicy shit as a goddang FBI sniper you could tell us. Spill the beans dude! I promise I wont let @wade2big give you a lecture. We just wanna hear some crazy stories man! Some of us get burned out on the mil vs MOA, 1911 vs striker fired, DI vs short stroke, etc fuckery!
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I can’t divulge any of @lowlight ’s sexual exploits.
I can, they are on video,
Too Much Fun with Frank (Part 1)
and Part two is.
Way too much fun with Frank
Too Much Fun with Frank (Part 1)
and Part two is.
Way too much fun with Frank
When Frank goes “shooting,” he goes shootin’ ropes!
Party poopers in here.
To hell with it. I gotta pretty good one..
In my younger days, I was somewhat of a outlaw and a tard all rolled into one. Thankfully Ive since dropped the outlaw part, but still havent figured out how to get rid of the downsies.
Anyway..
15 years old. Me and my best buddy Grant went to this absolutely massive keg party at a mansion in Perry one night with our girlfriends. Totally ridiculous, all 5 kegs were empty before midnight. I downed a bottle of jaeger by myself and was near blackout. So now its nearing 12 and all the booze is gone. Who gets voluntold to go on the beer run? The young errand boys of the wrestling team with fake ID's: Grant, your's truly, our g/f's, and their friend Megan. Nearest store is like 20min away minimum. Megan, our driver, is doing 80+ down this 2-lane road(in a car she stole from her mom that night). Thats a female driver for ya..
So as we're flying down this road, everyone cutting up laughing, kissing, etc.. I'm the only one in the car who notices a patrol car pass us in the oncoming lane. My heart sank instantly. I stared at him as he passed and very shortly after, cut the lights and hit a skidding u-turn. I immediately freak the hell out and start screaming to stop the fckn car and let me & Grant out(we had already been around the block by this point and a foot chase was nothing new for us). So she pulls over, all the girls are crying. Before the car even stops, I open the door and Grant literally pushes me onto my feet, "FC, GO!!!" We sprint across the corn field and then bed down at the tree line to survey the scene unfolding. Cop car after cop car starts pulling up. The girls had gotten out and just laid down in the ditch like that was gonna help LOL, of course they were busted immediately. Didnt know it at the time, but the party got busted after we left, and of course we got ratted on as providing the alcohol.
So after watching the scene unfold for a bit, a cop pulls out a megaphone "FC! Grant B*****! We know who you are! We know where you live! Boy If you dont come out right now we're gone sic the dogs on you and let em violate your ass in front of your girlfriends!!" Yea, of course the chicks instantly gave the cops all our info. We didnt blame em, they were good preppy-country girls with no outlaw mentality unlike us.
Of course we did the smart thing. And immediately started sprinting deeper into the woods through the thickest possible brush to try and make it a bitch to be followed. We were both varsity wrestlers in the midst of the season, so quite confident we could outrun damn near anyone in a foot chase.
We ran and ran. Literally for hours on end. Grant eventually got the bright idea to split up. Our phones were dead at this point, its a pitch black cloudy night. No sense of direction in super heavy thick briar-filled woods. I thought it was a tard idea to split up but even at 15, Grant was 5'11" 250 lb solid fckn muscle, so split up we would. Later I found out after we split up, Grant somehow got saved by the rescue squad! My brother set out on a relentless mission to save us as soon as I called him to let him know the pile of shit we were in. Damn it why'd we split up!!!
Anyway, I keep just walking in the same direction. Eventually I come out on the other side of the woods. I immediately come upon a road(with no signs, no intersection, no nothing in sight except for a water tower in the distance). I walk toward the water tower. When I get to the water tower, I see a neighborhood in the distance. I walk to the neighborhood. Its like 4:30am or something at this point.
I walk around the neighborhood until I find a house with the lights on. I rang the doorbell. A very nice old black grandma answers the door.. "Im so extremely sorry to bother you at this hour ma'am, but my phone is dead and I could desperately use your help to call my brother for a ride home!"
"Sure thing honey, come on in.. have a seat on the couch I'll go grab the phone."
Oh my god am I really about to be saved???
About the 10th time that night that I had prayed to God and promised to change my ways if he'd just save me just this once. No atheist in a foxhole I can promise you. Everybody starts praying.. Years later, after making that promise several more times, and sometimes it actually working and actually being saved, I started taking my promises to God more seriously.
She brought the phone to me like 3 minutes later. I immediately called my bro. "Dude please come get me!"
Soon as I hang up, not 30 seconds later.. theres a knock on the door. My still semi-drunk mind is thinking "OMG Im getting saved! Thank you God I'll never let you down again!"
I open the door and instantly get slammed on the concrete porch by 2 cops. Nearly broke my jaw hitting the deck face first.. knocked some teeth loose.
The lady called the cops on me! I unfortunately hadn't taken into account that I looked like I literally just committed 3 homicides with my bare hands. Was bleeding head to toe, clothes half ripped off, etc from sprinting full speed through giant thorn bushes to be difficult to follow.
Obstruction of an officer
Fleeing/eluding
Resisting arrest
Drinking under age
Providing alcohol to a minor
And some other dumb shit
And thats how I was introduced to the juvenile justice system and did my first little stretch in Crisp County YDC.
I don't recommend it..
To hell with it. I gotta pretty good one..
In my younger days, I was somewhat of a outlaw and a tard all rolled into one. Thankfully Ive since dropped the outlaw part, but still havent figured out how to get rid of the downsies.
Anyway..
15 years old. Me and my best buddy Grant went to this absolutely massive keg party at a mansion in Perry one night with our girlfriends. Totally ridiculous, all 5 kegs were empty before midnight. I downed a bottle of jaeger by myself and was near blackout. So now its nearing 12 and all the booze is gone. Who gets voluntold to go on the beer run? The young errand boys of the wrestling team with fake ID's: Grant, your's truly, our g/f's, and their friend Megan. Nearest store is like 20min away minimum. Megan, our driver, is doing 80+ down this 2-lane road(in a car she stole from her mom that night). Thats a female driver for ya..
So as we're flying down this road, everyone cutting up laughing, kissing, etc.. I'm the only one in the car who notices a patrol car pass us in the oncoming lane. My heart sank instantly. I stared at him as he passed and very shortly after, cut the lights and hit a skidding u-turn. I immediately freak the hell out and start screaming to stop the fckn car and let me & Grant out(we had already been around the block by this point and a foot chase was nothing new for us). So she pulls over, all the girls are crying. Before the car even stops, I open the door and Grant literally pushes me onto my feet, "FC, GO!!!" We sprint across the corn field and then bed down at the tree line to survey the scene unfolding. Cop car after cop car starts pulling up. The girls had gotten out and just laid down in the ditch like that was gonna help LOL, of course they were busted immediately. Didnt know it at the time, but the party got busted after we left, and of course we got ratted on as providing the alcohol.
So after watching the scene unfold for a bit, a cop pulls out a megaphone "FC! Grant B*****! We know who you are! We know where you live! Boy If you dont come out right now we're gone sic the dogs on you and let em violate your ass in front of your girlfriends!!" Yea, of course the chicks instantly gave the cops all our info. We didnt blame em, they were good preppy-country girls with no outlaw mentality unlike us.
Of course we did the smart thing. And immediately started sprinting deeper into the woods through the thickest possible brush to try and make it a bitch to be followed. We were both varsity wrestlers in the midst of the season, so quite confident we could outrun damn near anyone in a foot chase.
We ran and ran. Literally for hours on end. Grant eventually got the bright idea to split up. Our phones were dead at this point, its a pitch black cloudy night. No sense of direction in super heavy thick briar-filled woods. I thought it was a tard idea to split up but even at 15, Grant was 5'11" 250 lb solid fckn muscle, so split up we would. Later I found out after we split up, Grant somehow got saved by the rescue squad! My brother set out on a relentless mission to save us as soon as I called him to let him know the pile of shit we were in. Damn it why'd we split up!!!
Anyway, I keep just walking in the same direction. Eventually I come out on the other side of the woods. I immediately come upon a road(with no signs, no intersection, no nothing in sight except for a water tower in the distance). I walk toward the water tower. When I get to the water tower, I see a neighborhood in the distance. I walk to the neighborhood. Its like 4:30am or something at this point.
I walk around the neighborhood until I find a house with the lights on. I rang the doorbell. A very nice old black grandma answers the door.. "Im so extremely sorry to bother you at this hour ma'am, but my phone is dead and I could desperately use your help to call my brother for a ride home!"
"Sure thing honey, come on in.. have a seat on the couch I'll go grab the phone."
Oh my god am I really about to be saved???
About the 10th time that night that I had prayed to God and promised to change my ways if he'd just save me just this once. No atheist in a foxhole I can promise you. Everybody starts praying.. Years later, after making that promise several more times, and sometimes it actually working and actually being saved, I started taking my promises to God more seriously.She brought the phone to me like 3 minutes later. I immediately called my bro. "Dude please come get me!"
Soon as I hang up, not 30 seconds later.. theres a knock on the door. My still semi-drunk mind is thinking "OMG Im getting saved! Thank you God I'll never let you down again!"
I open the door and instantly get slammed on the concrete porch by 2 cops. Nearly broke my jaw hitting the deck face first.. knocked some teeth loose.
The lady called the cops on me! I unfortunately hadn't taken into account that I looked like I literally just committed 3 homicides with my bare hands. Was bleeding head to toe, clothes half ripped off, etc from sprinting full speed through giant thorn bushes to be difficult to follow.
Obstruction of an officer
Fleeing/eluding
Resisting arrest
Drinking under age
Providing alcohol to a minor
And some other dumb shit
And thats how I was introduced to the juvenile justice system and did my first little stretch in Crisp County YDC.
I don't recommend it..
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Damn it! Y’all have found my porn stashed electronic devices!
I'm going to have you be the ghost writer for my autobiography, it'll be way cooler if you write it.
Branden
Gladly sir!
Yeah they get extra butt hurt when you evade them and make them look stupid
…more today up near Seattle. My bet’s on ‘Aunt Queefa‘ types just being assholes for this one: https://www.foxnews.com/us/washington-burglars-take-out-three-power-substations-christmas
Kind of pisses me off that they call it “burglary“ in the article, but nothing stolen…just “vandalism”. Yeah, right. This is straight up terrorism and people trying to take it all down. What good they think will come about as a result continues to confound me.
Kind of pisses me off that they call it “burglary“ in the article, but nothing stolen…just “vandalism”. Yeah, right. This is straight up terrorism and people trying to take it all down. What good they think will come about as a result continues to confound me.
Yet another incident…. Either being reported more, or happening with more frequency, haven’t done a deep dive on the data yet.
My vote’s meth heads or plain old rednecks, but we’ve been catching more and more bad’uns slipping across our Southern border. I wouldn’t rule out sleeper cell either…pick your flavor of country of origin, China, Russia, Venezuela, or somewher in the middle east.
North Carolina power substations taken out by gunfire: sheriff
Moore County, North Carolina implemented a curfew for Dec. 4 starting at 9 p.m. because over 40,000 customers are without power which may not be restored until Thursday.www.foxnews.com
Probably Putin supporters trying to replicate Putin's attack on Ukraine's infrastructure
Update: Thousands Lose Power After Four Substations Vandalized in Washington State
Tacoma, Washington – Thousands lost power after unknown suspects set fire to the Puget Sound Energy substation on Sunday. The vandals are still at large. “At 7:21 pm, on December 25th, 2022, dispatchers received a call of a fire at the Puget Sound Energy substation at 14320 Kapowsin Hwy E...
www.thegatewaypundit.com Yeah, if they are calling it a "misdemeanor vandalism" as opposed to threat to loss life in these conditions it must be caused by the lefties...
Another North Carolina Substation Damaged by Gunfire
Getty Images Another North Carolina substation was damaged by gunfire this week. The FBI on Tuesday responded to an attack on a substation in Randolph County, North Carolina. This particular attack to the substation transformer didn’t cause a power outage. In December more than 40,000 people...
www.thegatewaypundit.com 
With the amount of press coverage this is getting I would expect MUCH more of this as “domestic terrorism ticks upward.
https://www.americanpartisan.org/20...er-grid-attacks-left-thousands-without-power/
https://www.americanpartisan.org/20...er-grid-attacks-left-thousands-without-power/
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