Maggie’s secret to a long life - LMFAO!!

[RefelctionsBurn]

The secret to a long life
A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson followed this advice religiously until the day he died at age 103.
He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 24 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

Re: secret to a long life - LMFAO!!

FYI, the nitrates contained in modern smokeless powder are based upon and very closely related to nitroglycerin. Some of it <span style="font-style: italic">is</span> nitroglycerin. Ingesting gunpowder will likely result in a bad headache and cardiopulmonary complication.

Greg

 

[hunter223]

Re: secret to a long life - LMFAO!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greg Langelius *</div><div class="ubbcode-body">FYI, the nitrates contained in modern smokeless powder are based upon and very closely related to nitroglycerin. Some of it <span style="font-style: italic">is</span> nitroglycerin. Ingesting gunpowder will likely result in a bad headache and <span style="text-decoration: underline"> cardiopulmonary complication.</span>

Greg </div></div>

maybe, maybe not. If you have high BP could help

 

[bowtie4x4295]

Re: secret to a long life - LMFAO!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greg Langelius *</div><div class="ubbcode-body">FYI, the nitrates contained in modern smokeless powder are based upon and very closely related to nitroglycerin. Some of it <span style="font-style: italic">is</span> nitroglycerin. Ingesting gunpowder will likely result in a bad headache and cardiopulmonary complication.

Greg </div></div>

And some WICKED-ASS Heartburn

Mike

 

[KUSA]

Re: secret to a long life - LMFAO!!

Varget works wonders for angina.