The SGM hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the bar for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Darling, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Did you Bert?. And what was your toast?" Bert said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very sweet, Bert!" she said.
The next day, His wife ran into one of the SGM's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Bert won the prize the other night at the bar with a toast about you,his loving wife!"
She said, "Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to practically beat him to make him come."
That won him the top prize at the bar for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Darling, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Did you Bert?. And what was your toast?" Bert said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very sweet, Bert!" she said.
The next day, His wife ran into one of the SGM's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Bert won the prize the other night at the bar with a toast about you,his loving wife!"
She said, "Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to practically beat him to make him come."
