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Movie Theater Sharknado

Has-beens have to work to, you know? In all seriousness, I'm glad to see Sy-Fy and Machinima aren't taking these C-level productions seriously anymore and are just having fun.
 
Saturdays Celia and I often treat ourselves to an afternoon of "Cheesy Syfy". I rove Gojira!
 
Fans of John Bloom (aka Joe Bob Briggs) know he would admonish us to "check it out". It has all the hallmarks of a classic B movie: Beasts, Breasts, and Blood. And there wasn't much plot getting in the way either. The only thing holding it back are the lack of topless shots.

I don't think I've seen a movie that bad (or good) since Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama.
 
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