i recently acquired a nice shemagh of fallujah-ish origin and wondered about the proper wear and etiquette for said headwear. think it will go well with my urban bicycle ninja ensemble and accoutrements. any information or assistance in this endeavor are greatly appreciated as i believe the popo will love me in this. i was already pulled over on my bicycle for wearing,"dark colored clothing" not long ago. i hear these wick away sweat most wonderfully and i cant wait to try it out at the beach and around town. i do not want to offend any islamists sop i wanna tie it right for a proper derka derka look. thanks
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Re: shemagh
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... i do not want to offend any islamists sop i wanna tie it right for a proper derka derka look. thanks </div></div>
This last sentance just made me go "huh"....
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... i do not want to offend any islamists sop i wanna tie it right for a proper derka derka look. thanks </div></div>
This last sentance just made me go "huh"....
Re: shemagh
If you're going to properly wear a shemagh, YOU WILL have to incorporate a tactical "style" SKS, with high end optics. This weapon alone is the only platform capable of the consistent accuracy needed to prove to God that he IS GREAT, and you are his dedicated servant.
Only then will you be able to achieve the oneness you seek.
Allahu Akbar
If you're going to properly wear a shemagh, YOU WILL have to incorporate a tactical "style" SKS, with high end optics. This weapon alone is the only platform capable of the consistent accuracy needed to prove to God that he IS GREAT, and you are his dedicated servant.
Only then will you be able to achieve the oneness you seek.
Allahu Akbar
Re: shemagh
[video:youtube][video:youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EUu-ipXTUo&feature=related[/video] [/video]
[video:youtube][video:youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EUu-ipXTUo&feature=related[/video] [/video]
Re: shemagh
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Andybull</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [video:youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EUu-ipXTUo&feature=related[/video] </div></div>
No, no, no infidel; this is how we roll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jH_Fn62I-U&NR=1
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Andybull</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [video:youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EUu-ipXTUo&feature=related[/video] </div></div>
No, no, no infidel; this is how we roll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jH_Fn62I-U&NR=1
Re: shemagh
I would also suggest along with the tricked out SKS as aforementioned, which in agreeance is the way to the virgins, that you wear said shemagh as a diaper!
I would also suggest along with the tricked out SKS as aforementioned, which in agreeance is the way to the virgins, that you wear said shemagh as a diaper!
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SKS?!
You infidels! There is no god but God - and no rifle but AK-47!
SKS?!
You infidels! There is no god but God - and no rifle but AK-47!
Re: shemagh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jH_Fn62I-U&NR=1
This also works with a Pizza Hut tablecloth.
Cheers, Sirhr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jH_Fn62I-U&NR=1
This also works with a Pizza Hut tablecloth.
Cheers, Sirhr
Re: shemagh
I don't care how you tie the Shemagh, I just want to see more of Monica from the first youtube link!
I dont care how to tie the Shemagh, I just want to see more of monica from the first youtube link!
I don't care how you tie the Shemagh, I just want to see more of Monica from the first youtube link!
I dont care how to tie the Shemagh, I just want to see more of monica from the first youtube link!
Re: shemagh
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aron81</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... i do not want to offend any islamists sop i wanna tie it right for a proper derka derka look. thanks </div></div>
This last sentance just made me go "huh"....</div></div>
More like "hah"...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aron81</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... i do not want to offend any islamists sop i wanna tie it right for a proper derka derka look. thanks </div></div>
This last sentance just made me go "huh"....</div></div>
More like "hah"...
Re: shemagh
yeah, she is pretty. pretty crafty. notice she didnt tie like the insurgents style shown in the second video. smart this one. i must spend hours with her and see what she knows... over dinner and drinks. yes, i will know what she knows
yeah, she is pretty. pretty crafty. notice she didnt tie like the insurgents style shown in the second video. smart this one. i must spend hours with her and see what she knows... over dinner and drinks. yes, i will know what she knows
Re: shemagh
Some type of "Gucci Shades" are also mandatory.
Some type of "Gucci Shades" are also mandatory.
Re: shemagh
thanks guys very informative.
thanks guys very informative.
Re: shemagh
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AXEMAN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yeah, she is pretty. pretty crafty. notice she didnt tie like the insurgents style shown in the second video. smart this one. i must spend hours with her and see what she knows... over dinner and drinks. yes, i will know what she knows
</div></div>
she has accomplices (please, do the gentlemanly thing and watch on mute):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oQrrjJh4Cg&NR=1&feature=fvwp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOhVX7wI5Ks&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3Ri_ILRV4&feature=related
and european sympathizers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rw4KtLhDRk&feature=related
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AXEMAN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yeah, she is pretty. pretty crafty. notice she didnt tie like the insurgents style shown in the second video. smart this one. i must spend hours with her and see what she knows... over dinner and drinks. yes, i will know what she knows
</div></div>
she has accomplices (please, do the gentlemanly thing and watch on mute):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oQrrjJh4Cg&NR=1&feature=fvwp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOhVX7wI5Ks&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3Ri_ILRV4&feature=related
and european sympathizers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rw4KtLhDRk&feature=related
Re: shemagh
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Re: shemagh
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TalkingBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zRvkvzv8AQI&feature=related"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zRvkvzv8AQI&feature=related" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object> </div></div>
Wow, that chick has a really husky voice.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TalkingBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zRvkvzv8AQI&feature=related"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zRvkvzv8AQI&feature=related" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object> </div></div>
Wow, that chick has a really husky voice.
Re: shemagh
Yea, sorry about that, I had my tonsils removed the day before.
Yea, sorry about that, I had my tonsils removed the day before.
Re: shemagh
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bcw1284</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AXEMAN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yeah, she is pretty. pretty crafty. notice she didnt tie like the insurgents style shown in the second video. smart this one. i must spend hours with her and see what she knows... over dinner and drinks. yes, i will know what she knows
</div></div>
she has accomplices (please, do the gentlemanly thing and watch on mute):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oQrrjJh4Cg&NR=1&feature=fvwp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOhVX7wI5Ks&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3Ri_ILRV4&feature=related
and european sympathizers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rw4KtLhDRk&feature=related </div></div>
okay gotta say that third link,although mildly entertaining, took her 5 minutes before she even put on a scarf. wow.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bcw1284</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AXEMAN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yeah, she is pretty. pretty crafty. notice she didnt tie like the insurgents style shown in the second video. smart this one. i must spend hours with her and see what she knows... over dinner and drinks. yes, i will know what she knows
</div></div>
she has accomplices (please, do the gentlemanly thing and watch on mute):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oQrrjJh4Cg&NR=1&feature=fvwp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOhVX7wI5Ks&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3Ri_ILRV4&feature=related
and european sympathizers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rw4KtLhDRk&feature=related </div></div>
okay gotta say that third link,although mildly entertaining, took her 5 minutes before she even put on a scarf. wow.
Re: shemagh
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
okay gotta say that third link,although mildly entertaining, took her 5 minutes before she even put on a scarf. wow.</div></div>
meh, at least she's cute. I can think of worse ways to pass 5 min.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
okay gotta say that third link,although mildly entertaining, took her 5 minutes before she even put on a scarf. wow.</div></div>
meh, at least she's cute. I can think of worse ways to pass 5 min.
