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Should have hired Chuck Norris

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  • Jul 27, 2007
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    Steven Seagal hired to control U.S.-Mexico border


    Steven Seagal has once again been hired to serve and protect, except it doesn't sound like there will be any reality show cameras following him around this time.

    The "Above the Law" actor was sworn in this week as a deputy with the sheriff's office in Hudspeth County, Texas. The 59-year-old, who's no stranger to law enforcement and is also trained in Aikido, will help control the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the San Antonio Express.

    The paper reports that Seagal reached out to the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office himself about two months ago, seeking employment. Says Sheriff Arvin West, "Seagal is not in this for celebrity or publicity. He's like the rest of us that live down here; he has a sincere passion for his country and he wants to do more to help."



    Although cameras captured Seagal's work as a reserve deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana for A&E's "Steven Seagal: Lawman," it doesn't appear his full-time work with Hudspeth County's department will eventually serve as fodder for TV.

    The San Antonio Express reports that a spokesman for the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office says Seagal's employment with them isn't part of the A&E show. (Production was also halted on "Steven Seagal: Lawman" in 2010 when a former model alleged that Seagal used her as a "sex toy" after she was hired to be his assistant.)

    "The television aspect of what we're doing here is the last priority," the spokesman said. "The man has a pure motive in doing this. He knows what we're up against and wants to help."

    Seagal is scheduled to start his new gig early next year. While it's unknown if he'll be paid, the spokesman for the sheriff's department says deputies are typically paid about $15 an hour.
     
    Re: Should have hired Chuck Norris

    Now coming to a $3 crappy movie, bargin bin near you!
     
    Re: Should have hired Chuck Norris

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArmaHeavy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Now coming to a $3 crappy movie, bargin bin near you! </div></div>

    Including 50 cent and Val Kilmer...
     
    Re: Should have hired Chuck Norris

    Not sure how this clown manages to keep showing up in the news.
     
    Re: Should have hired Chuck Norris

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: stretch1934</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Can't blame the guy for wanting to help, but I would have taken chuck Norris, or at least Charles Bronson. </div></div>

    Shaquille O'Neal basically does the same thing as him, without having an entire reality show about it.
     
    Re: Should have hired Chuck Norris

    How do you say "It's Steven Seagal!" in spanish?