Maggie’s Shredder

[shooter65]

>
> A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the
> Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his
> hand.
>
> "Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
> document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"
>
> "Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the
> paper, and pressed the start button.
>
> "Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside
> the machine, "I just need one copy."
>
> Lesson:
> Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.
>

 

[idpasteve]

Re: Shredder

actually had that happen at a warehouse I worked at..

an outside salesman fed probably a months worth of
reports into the shredder...

sticks his head into my office and says-

"where do the copies come out ???"

He never lived it down....

 

[oldgrayone]

Re: Shredder

I am suprised the engineer knew how to turn on the machine.