Meh , drownin Polar Bears is fun and all but I'd rather choke Cougars .
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Is that the one in Lake Tahoe?
He's a Howdy Doody.........to trot out on cue for the media to fawn over. Fire him ? Fuck, his next promotion is probably already approved and waiting for the next press conference.
Nope. NC
That tranny could choke you back .......
Lived in extreme cold and hot climates. I remember sweat freezing in my eyebrows as I ran and, on the other end of the spectrum, drinking six plus gallons of water each day to stay hydrated.
I'll stay right here where a cold day is 45.
A couple weeks ago Venice was flooding because of global warming. Now it's dried up and it's low tide.
So we need to do our part and drown some bears.
www.bbc.com
So we need to do our part and drown some bears.
Venice canals almost dry, two months after severe floods
Just weeks after floods cause massive damage low tides leave the famous canals almost dry.
www.bbc.com Maybe we should send the polar bears to Venice? Bears get a warm vacation... Venetians get some much needed exercise! Win-win. And better than buying one of those ghey-assed Pelotons!A couple weeks ago Venice was flooding because of global warming. Now it's dried up and it's low tide.
So we need to do our part and drown some bears.
Venice canals almost dry, two months after severe floods
Just weeks after floods cause massive damage low tides leave the famous canals almost dry.
Sirhr
Calm down guys...sheesh... Don't you all know that the Earth was hit by some strange gravitational pulse? That's why the tides are all messed up in Venice and solar panels probably delivered a few less ergs of energy due to imperfect alignment with sun for those brief microseconds...goodness . Wonder who to blame for that...sounds almost like Star Trek with a gravitational fluctuation in the space-time continuum or something like that. (just make it up as you go I say)
. Wonder who to blame for that...sounds almost like Star Trek with a gravitational fluctuation in the space-time continuum or something like that. (just make it up as you go I say)And then there's this - so cold in South FL that "frozen" iguanas raining down from trees.
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/01/22/frozen-iguanas-falling-from-trees-in-south-florida/
One day the Polar Bear and the Arctic hare were sitting on the ice.
The Polar Bear asked the hare....
"When you shit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
The Hare replied....
"No of course not, why do you ask?"
and the Polar Bear said "Sweet!" and wiped his ass with the hare.
The Polar Bear asked the hare....
"When you shit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
The Hare replied....
"No of course not, why do you ask?"
and the Polar Bear said "Sweet!" and wiped his ass with the hare.
Chabornik the eskimo was working on his snow Machine when Ugulak came over.
He saw the valve covers off the motor and asked....
"You blew a seal?"
and Chabornik replied...
"No its just some mayonnaise from my sandwich, thank you."
He saw the valve covers off the motor and asked....
"You blew a seal?"
and Chabornik replied...
"No its just some mayonnaise from my sandwich, thank you."
you should feel ashamed of yourself. Now go throw out all the evil meat in your refrigerator and replace it with common sense, sustainable choices.
I hope you didn't get them from a certain open air bazaar called Huanan Seafood Market...
Rectum? He was using his drunken buddy's handloads half of which had no primers. Damn near killed him...
Little Johnny is late for school. The teacher asked why. Little Johnny said a train ran over his dogs ass. The teacher said not to use ass. Use rectum instead. Little Johnny looks at the teacher and said rectum, hell it killed him.
hell no, thats snow on my mustache, hahaha, is anouther version
algore.com produces one sumo wrestler, go figure.
Well how the hell did I miss this? Please forgive my bad manners. I somehow missed this post. It is late but thank you, I’m honored and slightly nauseated.
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