Just like a terrible bowel obstruction, this too shall pass, Broncos fan. After an awesome start, you got mercy flushed like a giant turd circling the drain. Fans in trailer parks all throughout the Denver/Metro area are now beating their significant others in disgust. First responders--Please be on your toes tonight, you will be busy.
But really the Denver Broncos stood about as much chance of making the playoffs as a Denver local/native has of finding a job without the help of his inbred family.
They had about as much a chance as a Denver local/native chick has of ever being considered hot or even slightly attractive. (Still, why are all the fat local chicks knocked up at 17? I dunno, must be that incest thang...).
Anyway, good luck Broncos fan in the upcoming year. And remember, a mullet equals minimum wage.
But really the Denver Broncos stood about as much chance of making the playoffs as a Denver local/native has of finding a job without the help of his inbred family.
They had about as much a chance as a Denver local/native chick has of ever being considered hot or even slightly attractive. (Still, why are all the fat local chicks knocked up at 17? I dunno, must be that incest thang...).
Anyway, good luck Broncos fan in the upcoming year. And remember, a mullet equals minimum wage.
