So, What If Polly Did Want a Cracker?

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Nay, (Neigh?) you say? The miscreant was led away, supposedly yelling "WYLD STALLYNS RULE!"

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Janes doesn’t believe this is the first time Bennett has inappropriately interacted with her horse. She told investigators she found what she believes to be evidence in Polly’s stall multiple times throughout the month of December.

"I would say seven maybe 10 times," Janes told WPMI. "Toilet paper had been left. The hay stacks had been removed. Items had been turned over. And that's as far as I want to go."

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/09/alabama-man-accused-sexually-molesting-horse.html
 
He's too young for me to have any reason to have run into him, but I hang out with a lot of folks from that area. I'm sure that someone I know will know this assclown. I'll have to check with a couple of buddies from the SO and get the rest of this ridiculous story.
 
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If men can marry men and men can declare they're now a woman, why not. It's the next logical step in the moral destruction of this country. Within 10 yrs there will be mass calls for acceptance for this kind of behavior. Unless house gets cleaned before then.
 
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The Slut had it coming


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What in the hell do you type into Google to find shit like that. Funny as hell.

Don't ask that question. You wouldn't be able to handle the results.

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I need to go floss my browser cache with razor wire now.
 
Don't ask that question. You wouldn't be able to handle the results.

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I need to go floss my browser cache with razor wire now.

That thought did come to mind. The question was begging to be asked. But the answer should probably remain a secret.
 
You filthy rat. Your Mrs concerns are valid my friend.


One or the other. :mad: Because I'm 'never' responsible for my own actions. :p Knock Knock



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Now go polish your primers.
 
Uh huh ...

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Man that brings back horrifying memories of toofless hookers climbing up on the hood yelling " hey baby you need a date ?" But that was one street over from Spring Garden .

Back in the pre-Convention Center days, when you could get anything you wanted in the whole wide world on Filbert St., whether or not it involved a phone call.
 
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